Rudy’s Golfshorts Slay On The Fairway | NFT Markt Tanks | T**** sagte Esper, er solle auf Demonstranten schießen

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Rudy39s Golfshorts Slay On The Fairway NFT Markt Tanks T sagte Esper er solle auf Demonstranten schiessen cbs

Vie­le NFT-Besit­zer stel­len fest, dass ihre Inves­ti­tio­nen deut­lich weni­ger wert sind als beim Kauf, der ehe­ma­li­ge Ver­tei­di­gungs­mi­nis­ter Mark Esper sagt, T**** woll­te, dass er Demons­tran­ten in die Bei­ne schießt, und der in Ungna­de gefal­le­ne ehe­ma­li­ge Bür­ger­meis­ter von New York City, Rudy Giu­lia­ni, brach fast die Inter­net mit sei­nem Gol­f­out­fit. #Col­bert #Come­dy #Mono­lo­gue Kanal „The Late Show“ abon­nie­ren: http://​bit​.ly/​C​o​l​b​e​r​t​Y​o​u​T​ube Gan­ze Fol­gen von „The Late Show“ anse­hen: http://​bit​.ly/​1​P​u​e​i40 „The Late Show Pod“ anhö­ren Show“ Pod­cast: https://​link​.chtbl​.com/​A​w​a​g​t​x​9​5​?​s​i​d​=yt „The Late Show“ auf Face­book liken: http://​on​.fb​.me/​1​d​f​1​39Y „The Late Show“ auf Twit­ter fol­gen: http: //bit.ly/1dMzZzG Fol­gen Sie „The Late Show“ auf Insta­gram: http://​bit​.ly/​2​9​w​f​REj Sehen Sie sich The Late Show mit Ste­phen Col­bert wochen­tags um 23:35 Uhr ET/22:35 Uhr CT an. Nur auf CBS. — The Late Show with Ste­phen Col­bert ist die füh­ren­de Late-Night-Talk­show auf CBS, die um 23:35 Uhr EST aus­ge­strahlt, online über Para­mount+ gestreamt und auf einem USB-Lauf­werk, das an einem Wet­ter­bal­lon befes­tigt ist, zur Inter­na­tio­na­len Raum­sta­ti­on gelie­fert wird. Jeden Abend erwar­tet die Zuschau­er: Come­dy, Humor, lus­ti­ge Momen­te, wit­zi­ge Inter­views, Pro­mi­nen­te, berühm­te Leu­te, Film­stars, Bits, humor­vol­le Pro­mis, die Bits machen, lus­ti­ge Pro­mis, gro­ße Grup­pen­fo­tos von jedem Star aus Hol­ly­wood, sogar den zurück­ge­zo­gen leben­den, plus auch Witze.

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    1. Our Repu­blic is bles­sed to have out­stan­ding Patri­ots such as Tom Fit­ton, James O’Kee­fe, Dine­sh D’Sou­za, Roman Bal­ma­kov, Awa­ken­Wi­th­JP, Sal­ty Cra­cker, Mark Dice, and Dr. Ste­ve Tur­ley, to bring *truth* to the Ame­ri­can people.

  1. None of the­se feel like sho­cking reve­la­ti­ons. Sho­cking would be fin­ding out that Eric’s dad is secret­ly a Mus­lim and that MAGA stands for May Allah Grant Absolution.

  2. Tho­se shorts look bad­ly pho­to­shop­ped. Which brings to mind the unsett­ling idea that Rudy was gol­fing pantsless…

    You’­re welcome.

    1. Eh, I doubt there’s much to see on a sans-pants Roody.
      Tho­se shorts are like dra­ping a very lar­ge curtain over a thimble.

  3. I laug­hed so hard cuz I call Rudy’s golf out­fit culot­tes too! They are huge and long!
    Get well soon at Jon Batis­te! 🙏 Congrats on all your awards! Awe­so­me album! ✨✨

    1. @Daniel Gehring haha­ha­ha! OMG! Also for eco­lo­gy pur­po­ses as he seems to break out is drip­ping oils leaks from his head! Tho­se culottes! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    2. I was thin­king more of pan­taloo­ns, which ser­ve the dual pur­po­se of clown’s clot­hing and the name of a gree­dy, grasping mer­chant (from Commedia dell’arte )

  4. So wait, they were fun­gi­ble all along? Well, whad­dya know, pic­tures of ugly apes you could take screen­shots of and copy­pas­te ever­y­whe­re all over the net are… abso­lute­ly worthless!

  5. I’m fine with braless. Just wear a mask. And skip the suck­ing. No sur­pri­se w nfts. I have a bridge too.

    Thank you Esper. You idi­ots sur­vi­ved Jan 6 by grace of demo­cra­cy. If you do not know the dif­fe­rence bet­ween demo­cra­cy and fascism con­ta­ct me.

    1. So… Say someone–or a lot of people–had him cameo about par­ti­ci­pa­ting in a coup and sprea­ding lies across the nation.…?

    2. @Emma Coo­gan i think you may have mis­sed the point of the post you’­re reply­ing to. he is say­ing that the fact that rudy giu­lia­ni is not in pri­son is more outra­ge­ous than the ridi­cu­lous out­fit shown in the cameo clip. glad to help.

  6. Hap­py Fri­day y’all!!! Feel bet­ter Jon. Nice to see Lewis back run­ning the show though he total­ly needs more air time <3

    1. Our Repu­blic is tru­ly bles­sed to have Patri­ots such as Tom Fit­ton, James O’Kee­fe, Dine­sh D’Sou­za, Roman Bal­ma­kov, Awa­ken­Wi­th­JP, Mark Dice, and Dr. Ste­ve Tur­ley, to bring *truth* to the Ame­ri­can people. 

      Gover­nor Ron DeS­an­tis is America’s top governor. 🇺🇲

    1. Our Repu­blic is tru­ly bles­sed to have out­stan­ding Patri­ots such as Tom Fit­ton, James O’Kee­fe, Dine­sh D’Sou­za, Roman Bal­ma­kov, Awa­ken­Wi­th­JP, Sal­ty Cra­cker, Char­lie Kirk, Mark Dice, and Dr. Ste­ve Tur­ley, to bring *truth* to the Ame­ri­can people. 

      Gover­nor Ron DeS­an­tis is America’s top governor. 🇺🇲

    2. @Anna Galesz I had no idea that you know him per­so­nal­ly enough to dis­li­ke him. It’s not like he talks very much on the show. The most I ever see him doing is play­ing the piano.

    1. I lived in Munich, right on the U Bahn line that went to The­re­si­en­wie­se. I hated Okto­ber­fest – the place was over­run with drun­ken tou­rists. News­flash, the­re are over 100 dif­fe­rent beer Fests in Ger­ma­ny, all over the coun­try. Don’t go to the crap­piest most expen­si­ve one!

  7. I total­ly thought we were get­ting a bleep in that Nan­tu­cket rhyme. 

    Some­thing about a girl from Nantucket
    Who loo­ked at her shirt and said F*ck it!! 

    Woooooooo par­tay­y­y­yy!!!!!

    1. lol aw crap ANOTHER brain-pain image I won’t soon for­get! … (and, actual­ly, the poor guy “is in dire need” of a nur­sing home, more sad than fun­ny, really…)

  8. Okto­ber­fest is back! Drin­king beer, eating sau­sa­ges, and hoping someo­ne is the desi­gna­ted dri­ver. Ah good times ahead

  9. NFT’s are going through the Naps­ter effect. The­re was copy­right law in place but it was unen­for­ce­ab­le. They kill Naps­ter, someo­ne invents Kazaa. They kill Kazaa, someo­ne invents Bit­Tor­rent. They go after Bit­Tor­rent, someo­ne invents VPNs. It’s just hap­pe­ning real­ly real­ly fast, becau­se ins­tead of music peop­le can enjoy, it’s gar­ba­ge car­toon pic­tures that would­n’t even make it on Die­vi­ent Art.

    1. @Montetank Tank­kil­ler 2 years ago it was worth around 8k and while it is cur­r­ent­ly a bit over 35k, that is serious­ly down from the over 60k it reached twice sin­ce 2020 – with that type of vola­ti­li­ty, I’d say it is a bit ear­ly to call it a main­stream success.

    2. @Montetank Tank­kil­ler NFTs and Bitcoi5 aint the same shit. Think of NFT as a paten­ted art, that’s it. If ur NFT is shit, it’s shit. If its beau­ti­ful, its gon­na make money. Aint rocket sci­ence, aint some magic money scheme

    3. @John Wig The over­all NFT mar­ket has lost half it’s value (around $23 bil­li­on to $10 bil­li­on) as of March 2022.

  10. The leak was by Gin­ni Tho­mas (Cla­rence Thomas’s wife) becau­se she was so plea­sed and eager to share that news with her fel­low conservatives.

    1. Ano­t­her pos­si­bi­li­ty: the con­ser­va­ti­ve jud­ges now are rather blo­cked from chan­ging their posi­ti­ons or even modi­fy­ing some of the details or ele­ments of the draft decisi­on. Someo­ne who wants the draft dra­co­ni­an ver­si­on to be the final wan­ted it leaked.

    2. It was her. But I think she did it to dis­tract and make us for­get about her incri­mi­na­ting text messages about Janu­a­ry 6th.

  11. NFTs remind me of Poké­mon cards. One day your cha­ri­z­ard is worth $500+ dol­lars, next thing ya know it’s $10. Blink again and they’re more in demand than 20 years ago.

  12. Gamers have been buy­ing game NFTs for over a deca­de. Same images sel­ling for a few bucks each to dif­fe­rent users adds up to mil­li­ons of dol­lars for the same image.

  13. What Trump sug­gested to be done to the pro­tes­ters does­n’t sur­pri­se me.. he wan­ted to do the same to immi­grants.. And then he wan­ted to bomb car­tels with nukes?

  14. I hate how popu­lar the­se tell-all books are. If you were in the admi­nis­tra­ti­on and saw some­thing wrong and didn’t speak up, you’re com­pli­cit. Rather than report the inci­dent as it hap­pens, the­se sli­me­balls wait several years and then wri­te a book about it to cash a fat check.

    1. ? Have you been under a rock the past 5 yrs? This issue has been exten­si­ve­ly argued repeated­ly, long ago, with good points on both sides… Why rehash/resurrect it here, yet again? My god, the repe­ti­ti­on here in yt comments is just unbelievable… ??

    2. @Brian Wall Well, not ever­yo­ne was invol­ved in tho­se pre­vious con­ver­sa­ti­ons, and clear­ly it’s still just as much of an issue today as it was then. And I mean it’s not just You­Tube, I remem­ber watching a news seg­ment yes­ter­day whe­re the anchor rai­sed this point and war­ned that Esper was imple­men­ting some revi­sio­nist history.

      Some of the stuff we are just fin­ding out now that we should have known about back then is tru­ly sho­cking, and whenever that hap­pens, this con­ver­sa­ti­on is going to hap­pen again.

  15. 4:28 WHOOOFFF HOLY CRAP. THATS LIKE 0.0000001% return whoooo!!!!! Wait. I think I’m off by a fac­tor of 100.
    Lem­me see, whips out old school accoun­ting loo­king cal­cu­la­tor…. 0.01%. Actual­ly 0.00955172…% return. Big win. 

    You’re wel­co­me. Cor­rect my math pls. If I am wrong.

  16. When ever some­thing rela­ted to NFTs fails (espe­cial­ly the col­lap­se of the NFT mar­ket) it should always be cele­bra­ted becau­se NFTs are basi­cal­ly scams, money laun­de­ring, art theft etc. that dama­ge the environment.

  17. John cough COVID from Ste­ven… how iro­nic lol joking… Hope you ful­ly reco­ver soon and you get back to going what you do best

  18. I got it twice befo­re the­re was a vac­ci­ne. and it defi­ni­te­ly made it dif­fi­cult to remem­ber things, even now.

  19. Spee­dy reco­very to Jon. Plea­se get well soon. Ste­phen, IMHO, you look the best in this grey suit with coör­di­na­ting tie. Your Nan­tu­cket Lime­rick was comic gold❤️

  20. Unfor­tu­n­a­te­ly, after Col­bert announ­ced he had Covid, I worried that Jon would get it, too. I hope he gets through it quick­ly and pain­less­ly, and I hope his wife does­n’t catch it. Sen­ding ever­yo­ne posi­ti­ve vibes for a spee­dy reco­very. We love you, Jon.

    1. @walkeronair Just did not know if can­cer pati­ents could get the shot. Also I hope it was not the J&J shot heard that one is causing some pro­blems, espe­cial­ly in women.

    2. Several of the musi­ci­ans in the orches­tra he put tog­e­ther for his sym­pho­ny pre­miè­re also caught it while rehe­ar­sing this week. It was sup­po­sed to start in a few hours at Car­ne­gie Hall this evening. Thank­ful­ly, they’­re all vax­xed and boos­ted and hope­ful­ly, ever­yo­ne has a quick and unevent­ful reco­very without a huge spread to their fami­lies and loved ones.

    3. Repent to Jesus Christ
      ““Honor your father and mother”—which is the first com­man­dment with a pro­mi­se— “so that it may go well with you and that you may enjoy long life on the earth.””
      ‭‭Ephe­si­ans‬ ‭6:2–3‬ ‭NIV‬‬
      K

  21. Trump has sug­gested shoo­ting peop­le in the leg befo­re (but I’m not sure if it’s for this or for the Mexi­can border).

  22. Ești un idol ANGELAHOT​.Uno mereu în ini­ma mea 💋 fru­mos, dra­gos­te, ale­ge­re, cul­tu­ral. Sunt unul din­trew cele mai bune concerte.…

    1. And JK is out w it 😭😭😵🤪. Get well and back to work 🌹💖🦋. Jim­my and Jon 🇺🇸🇺🇦🌹💖🦋

    2. I don’t under­stand how the rest of the band is not under qua­ran­ti­ne? Even though it is said they are all put on anti­vi­rals! On Ste­vens last show Julia Roberts was this last guest and she tes­ted posi­ti­ve as well😰😷 Ste­ven as he admit­ted was very sick he also was trea­ted with an IV tre­at­ment. They are trea­ted by the best of doc­tors and the best tre­at­ments sad­ly is not avail­ab­le to us😤😞😷

    3. @said & done🙌 I’m sure they r tes­ted daily…when JF hos­ted JKL he was tes­ted b4 the show.…hope they’­re all back soon 🌹💖🦋

  23. Ah man, look at Ste­phen bre­ath­less­ly save a bad joke that did­n’t land well (Elmer Fudd clip)! He’s the Car­son of our age 😀

    1. Oh god gee THANKS for THAT visu­al ! .… I can file it along with Maher’s “F* face” Madi­son Caw­thor­ne joke from last night… (ouch. my brain hurts.)

    1. Our Repu­blic is bles­sed to have Patri­ots such as Tom Fit­ton, James O’Kee­fe, Dine­sh D’Sou­za, Roman Bal­ma­kov, Awa­ken­Wi­th­JP, Mark Dice, Sal­ty Cra­cker, and Dr. Ste­ve Tur­ley, to bring *truth* to the Ame­ri­can people.

  24. Not­hing says Best Pre­si­den­ti­al admi­nis­tra­ti­on EVER like dou­ble digit tell all, it’s worse than you thought, $22 (Ama­zon dis­count pri­ce) FOR pro­fit books from both Cabi­net mem­bers and seni­or officials.😒📚📚📚📚📚📚📚📚📚
    For a modest pro­fit, plea­se tell us more about the obvious pile of fla­ming 💩 you all enabled! 🤬

  25. The­re was a TV show whe­re the kids next door were sea­led in Tup­per­ware, so they would­n’t age. Eerie Indiana.

  26. Rio­ters. They were actively attacking the white house fen­cing, bur­ned down a white house guard shack, and woun­ded 60 secret ser­vice offi­cers try­ing to storm the white house.

  27. I am so glad this still isn’t being swept under the rug.
    The­re is also brea­king the trea­ty with the nati­ves for the Dako­ta Pipe­line. How about when he intro­du­ced astro­nauts Jes­si­ca Meir and Chris­ti­na Koch as the first women to do a space­walk. Or knowing the basic fun­da­men­tal histo­ry of the U.S. with the cor­rect dates of wars.

    Yes, the who­ha grab­bing too.
    Does cha­rac­ter not mat­ter anymore?
    Is this just jum­ping the shark?

  28. 4:34 – Get well, Jon… I miss the pia­no (*plink*) or (*plunk*) when Ste­ven “des­troys” an impro­vi­sed prop… xo

  29. I’m not sure why peop­le are sho­cked about anything rela­ted to that man. He is the lite­ral incar­na­ti­on of “if you can think, he’s eit­her done it or at least tried to”.

  30. Why isn’t anyo­ne tal­king about the man books that real­ly need a bra. That and the shorts make for a dis­tur­bing picture.

  31. The­re once was a girl from Nantucket
    Who’s bra was just two gre­at big buckets
    But when they got stuck
    She asked for some luck
    To get her a man from Nantucket

  32. Rudy-too­ty sat on a wall, Rudy-too­ty had a gre­at fall, from “America’s Mayor” to Trump’s “Jes­ter Clown” , Rudy’s direc­tion has only been down.

  33. I’m and Borat are kin­da sur­pri­se that Too­ty Rudy had shorts on while making that video 😮. Spee­dy reco­very Jon you got this bro­ther ❤️💪🏻

  34. Ste­phen, ask Esper why he did­n’t reve­al this at the time. And if his ans­wer is that he nee­ded to stay in his posi­ti­on to limit Trump’s dama­ge, then why did­n’t he reve­al all _as soon as he was fired?_
    It would have been use­ful for his second impeach­ment, and may have limi­ted him some­what _before_ Jan 6th.

    1. @Daniel Gehring Agreed. And this issue has been repeated­ly, exten­si­ve­ly deba­ted for the past 5 yrs, with good points on both sides, so why rehash it here, again? So much repe­ti­ti­on here in yt comments… (sigh.)

  35. Hope & pray 🙏🏻 Jon’s wife stays safe!! Wat­ched a docu­men­ta­ry on her & she has health issu­es & covid could be har­sh on her! 🙏🏻🙏🏻
    My daugh­ter & young grand­d­augh­ter just endu­red covid for the 2nd time 😔
    😳😳😮😮😬😬 Rudy has MOOBS!! He needs to always wear a suit coat OR a mansiere 🤣😂🤣🥴

  36. It’s a pret­ty safe bet the Rus­si­ans know just how incredi­b­ly weak and dire their posi­ti­on real­ly is when they feel com­pel­led to flood the Inter­net with despe­ra­te comments from fake Ame­ri­cans deman­ding that we stay out of their war with Ukraine.

  37. NFTs are not a Pon­zi-sche­me. Ste­phen also laug­hed at bit­coin 2 years ago when bit­coin was worth $3000. Now one bit­coin is worth $35,000. 😜

    1. @Montetank Tank­kil­ler When was th last time the value of the dol­lar drop­ped a bajil­li­on per­cent like the NFTs and Bit­coin does every other day?

    2. @Saul Shenn­an The value of the dol­lar has fal­len 40% in the last 10 years. The value of bit­coin has incre­a­sed by 37 000% in the last 10 years. The­re is a rea­son why all banks and mil­lion­aires are cur­r­ent­ly buy­ing Bitcoin.

    3. @Montetank Tank­kil­ler When has the dol­lar ever taken a 40% over­night drop in value like BTC did a few mon­ths ago?

    4. @Montetank Tank­kil­ler Yup, and that’s going to last fore­ver, right? No chan­ce it will hit the skids as all logic, rea­son, and his­to­ri­cal evi­dence suggests.

    5. @Montetank Tank­kil­ler I’m sure ever­ything will go swim­min­gly for tho­se who inves­ted hea­vi­ly in this rock solid new tech­no­lo­gy, and they total­ly won’t be wiped out.
      lol

  38. Here’s an idea, have J 6 Chair­man Ben­nie Thomp­son pay Rudy for a Cameo. Give him a cou­p­le hund­red bucks and he’ll say anything you want.

  39. You for­got about the part whe­re he wan­ted to bomb Mexi­co in secret and try to play it off like someo­ne else was attacking the cartels

    1. @Just Say­ing Yeah, too obvious, perhaps, but then again we ARE in “you­tube comments”, whe­re sta­ting the obvious and repea­ting ever­ything seems to be the sta­tus quo… (unfor­tu­n­a­te­ly)

    2. @robin2012ism Tou­ché. Alt­ho depen­ding upon the type and intent of the “cor­rec­tion”, the cor­rec­tion its­elf can be view­ed as a form of “addi­tio­nal infor­ma­ti­on”, if the cor­rec­tion is suf­fi­ci­ent­ly rela­ti­ve to the topic at hand. Some cor­rec­tions are inci­den­tal (and I’ve scold­ed peop­le for such tri­via­li­ties mys­elf), and/or are clearly/merely con­fron­ta­tio­nal in nature/intent. Grammar nazis, trolls, etc cor­rect in a bad way. I stri­ve to avoid enga­ging in such beha­vi­or, tho I too am only human; some­ti­mes I catch mys­elf sto­oping to less than altru­is­tic ten­den­ci­es, esp when con­fron­ting trolls, idi­ots, mis­in­for­ma­ti­on, ppl sta­ting the obvious/repetition, etc. And, unfor­tu­n­a­te­ly here in “Men­sa this is NOT” yt comments, this makes up about 80% of the con­tent. At least. My bad, I pro­bab­ly should­n’t “hang out” in here, but I’m exces­si­ve­ly bored and stressed/depressed of late, so this is some­ti­mes good The­ra­py for me.

  40. Inte­res­ting that the newest ver­si­on of the Repu­bli­can par­ties methods for dis­se­mi­na­ting their Pro-Trump nar­ra­ti­ve is com­ing from Sky news Australia.
    As if we would­n’t ques­ti­on why Aus­tra­li­ans would be han­ging on every word from Trumps mouth.
    Spoi­ler alert;it’s a Rupert Mur­dock news agency.

  41. How did you not take advan­ta­ge of the man boobs of Giu­lia­ni in that clip? My good­ness! They were swin­ging like Tar­zan of the jung­le! lmfao

  42. Your joke about IQ points is incredi­b­ly incen­ti­ve of every sin­gle per­son who died befo­re we knew what this virus was, and befo­re we had a vac­ci­ne. Col­bert, I came to you on my bir­th­day last year, even after being jum­ped the day befo­re. I was stit­ched and brui­sed, but not­hing would have stop­ped me from see­ing the man who has saved me from my depres­si­on, which I said to you June 30th, 2021 (very thank­ful that I got a bir­th­day wish from you and I got to tell you what you mean to me, and ever­yo­ne) but this joke does NOT cross, and I’m so sad­den­ed to hear it from your mouth.

    1. I attemp­ted sui­ci­de in July 2020. It might be becau­se of my men­tal ill­ness, but my brain was liter­al­ly not me at that time. If I’m lear­ning now that may­be it was becau­se of COVID, that just crea­tes ano­t­her dis­cus­sion for what our long-term rela­ti­ons­hip with COVID will be, after pan­de­mic era

  43. That was a fun­ny mono­lo­gue. I don’t think I could hand­le life right now without gre­at come­di­ans and musi­ci­ans. They are an asset to socie­ty. Get well soon Jon.

    1. Never wat­ched late show but now watch the mono­lo­gue on here every day sin­ce 2018. Come­dy can help you get though ter­ri­ble world events such as the 2016 elec­tion, the pan­de­mic, the insur­rec­tion and the supre­me court.

  44. Fun fact: Okto­ber­fest was foun­ded in the 1800s ori­gi­nal­ly as a wine fes­ti­val. The Queen of Bava­ria at the time was French (who had been mar­ried off) and mis­sed her fav beverage.

  45. Did the math… the value of that NFT liter­al­ly drop­ped 99.99% if that’s “nor­mal fluc­tua­ti­on” the mar­ket is a joke… its not like someo­ne is going to sud­den­ly NEED that tweet, and the value is gon­na jump back up 1 mil­li­on per­cent… some peop­le can’t admit they got duped.

    1. @Supremax67 🤣 dude, you’­re the one arguing in favor of NFTs. I’m glad you’­ve at least taken my grammar les­son to heart… you’­re welcome 🙃

    2. @richard c A tweet is not art, and NFTs are worth­less and bring no value to socie­ty. Yes, this is my opi­ni­on, results may vary. Also my opi­ni­on is that Twit­ter is a place whe­re chil­dish peop­le of all ages can sni­pe at each other in the most ugly and point­less ways pos­si­ble. I am not try­ing to ‘cen­sor’ anything, I am just say­ing that I belie­ve some of the ‘things’ that are valued today are not­hing but tools of greed and spe­cu­la­ti­on. Our prio­ri­ties as a coun­try seem real­ly twis­ted at times – we value cele­bri­ty, obs­ce­ne wealth, and con­sump­ti­on while the world is (not so) slow­ly dying. Again, this is my view­point, I make no claims to be right and abso­lute­ly feel free to disagree.

    3. @RockDinosaur in many ways I agree with you, but, I also accept others don’t feel the same and who am I to stop them thro­wing money away.

    4. Greed. Whoever bought the rights to that tweet was gamb­ling. They tried to flip it and found they’d made a bad bet. If they’d bought it as art they wouldn’t have tried to sell so quickly.

  46. Now if only the GPU and video cards can flat­li­ne along­side with NFTs so I can final­ly get my god­dam­ned PS5 for decem­ber­ween, ffs!

  47. Man it’s a fucked up time when you have to ques­ti­on whe­ther Trump woul­d’­ve been remo­ved from office for orde­ring pro­tes­tors shot… I mean he woul­d’­ve been impeached but somehow I feel like he woul­d’­ve been let off with a stern don’t do that again.

  48. At this point, Ame­ri­cans should stop clai­ming free­dom; lea­der of the free world; land of the free… all of it.

    Defi­ni­te­ly stop with the Bra­ve­he­art impres­si­ons (plea­se!! ;). We’­ve had that cove­r­ed sin­ce 1314. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

    Serious­ly, pro­test, rese­arch, pro­test, per­sist. Learn some glo­bal histo­ry & how cul­tu­ral & social chan­ge hap­pen­ed across Euro­pe – from the 19th cen­tu­ry. Our Tra­de Uni­on move­ment crea­ted the UK Labour Par­ty – a genui­ne left-wing party.
    We still have an anti­qua­ted House of Lords, but there’s like 300+ of them, from dif­fe­rent back­grounds, for 65 mil­li­on peop­le, & they can only pass laws Par­lia­ment sends them.
    9 peop­le con­trol­ling 300 mil­li­on people’s lives is insanity. 

    You CAN crea­te chan­ge. Histo­ry shows it takes sacri­fice, but this is the time to strike; to demand bet­ter; to admit not ever­yo­ne is going to be a bil­lion­aire one day, & (des­pi­te recent events) not ever­yo­ne is going to be pre­si­dent one day. Unite over your com­mon ’nor­mal-ness’ – that is the majo­ri­ty. Team up. Sup­port each other.
    Be the damn change.
    ✌🏽

  49. I’m sure the list of tho­se trump would have lik­ed to see shot, is about as long as his who­le clo­set of famous­ly long ties all tied together.

  50. I heard the most of the deaths from the newest Covid-19 vari­ant are kids under 10. Nor­mal­ly, you would expect peop­le to be hor­ri­fied but we live in a coun­try whe­re we do not­hing when kids die in school shoo­tings so…yeah.

  51. Hey Ste­ve! Why don’t you run for the pre­si­den­cy just for the hell of it! Zelends­ky is a come­di­an and he is making a gre­at pre­si­dent. After all we now know that any­bo­dy can be pre­si­dent. All you have to do is look at Trump,if you can sto­mach it.

  52. Don’t give the coward Esper any air time for his book. Too litt­le too late with the infor­ma­ti­on, just to seep the book.

  53. Does the 5 second rule app­ly to your Nan­tu­cket Joke Ste­phen? cau­se if they hit the floor dus­ty bus­ty is not her only pro­blem says her back!

  54. When are you guys going to do the 60 mins on how a lot of this crypto/NFT stuff has been for tax rea­sons? Whoever took that $2.5 mil­li­on dol­lar loss on that Dor­sey NFT now gets a pret­ty signi­fi­cant tax break.

    1. OK, Mr. Arme­ni­an, but I’m afraid I must cor­rect you. This NFT “stuff” may be a scam, but it is not a tax avo­id­ance stra­te­gy. In gene­ral, an invest­ment “loss” of $2.5 mil­li­on is only good for tax pur­po­ses if the per­son has $2.5 mil­li­on of other­wi­se tax­able inco­me from other sources that the loss can off­set. On top of that, the deduc­ti­ble loss only saves the inves­tor from paying tax at her mar­gi­nal rate. Assuming a 50% mar­gi­nal rate, the loss (if ful­ly deduc­ti­ble) would save taxes of $1.25 mil­li­on. You wouldn’t spend $2.5 mil­li­on to save tax of $1.25 mil­li­on, would you? If so, I’ve got a bridge (or an NFT) I can sell you. Cheers…JT

    2. @James Tier­ney and if you’­ve noti­ced the­re are a lot of rich high pro­fi­le peop­le and cele­bri­ties that have been purcha­sing NFTs for exor­bi­tant amounts of money. This fits your cate­go­ry of peop­le that are making an inco­me whe­re a loss would bene­fit them, which is exact­ly my point.

    3. @MrArmenian17 Yes, I was not try­ing to be dis­re­spect­ful. I think your lar­ger point (and it is a good one) is that the­se “invest­ments” don’t seem to make eco­no­mic sen­se, in that there’s not­hing of sub­s­tance behind them. I did howe­ver want to ensu­re that you are awa­re that a tax deduc­tion only saves you from paying tax at your mar­gi­nal rate. So, if you’re in the 1he 15% mar­gi­nal rate bra­cket, a $1 deduc­tion redu­ces your tax lia­bi­li­ty by the 15 cents of tax you would have had to pay if you hadn’t had a deduc­tion. But as you see, you are paying out one eco­no­mic dol­lar ($1) to save 15 cents of tax. So it is a loss to you of 85 cents. ($1 minus 15 cents)). Con­gress allows deduc­tions in cer­tain cases to pro­mo­te cer­tain acti­vi­ties, such as cha­ri­ties. So, if you give $1 to the Red Cross and you would other­wi­se have had to count that dol­lar in your inco­me, you avoid paying the fif­teen cents you’d other­wi­se had to pay. But the tran­sac­tion has cost you a net of 85 cents. In other words, a dol­lar of “deduc­tion” does not result in a dol­lar of tax reduc­tion. It only redu­ces tax lia­bi­li­ty by the taxpayer’s mar­gi­nal rate (here, 15%). So, again, no dis­re­spect was inten­ded. I just wan­ted to point out that this NFT “cra­ze” must be attri­bu­ta­ble to some­thing other than tax avo­id­ance. I think it’s most­ly attri­bu­ta­ble to the “novel­ty” of the con­cept, and the age-old lure of “easy money.” In any case, thanks for sharing your thoughts and get­ting back to me. It was vey kind of you. Wis­hing you well…JT

  55. 9:28

    The faceless man from “Han­ni­bal”. Ver­nor… or some­thing like that. I could look it up, but I won’t.

  56. Losing value.…kinda like admi­ral Kirk get­ting bus­ted down to Cap­tain at the end of st.trek 4…hell of a pay cut 😺😺🌹💖🦋

  57. Ste­phen Col­bert: peop­le who try to ruin our coun­try like Mark Esper whom I am going to inter­view next week to try and reha­bi­li­ta­te his image

  58. And why, exact­ly, are we sup­po­sed to belie­ve anything Mark Esper says? Ano­t­her “wait for a book” aho­le tel­ling us this stuff NOW, becau­se they old ever cared about get­ting a book deal. Why are you giving him a plat­form, Stephen?

  59. Colbert’s as fun­ny as ever. I’m a big fan of the show, but after both he and Jon get sick with covid, and with it being more con­ta­gious than ever, it does­n’t seem like the best plan to be con­ti­nuing to have in-per­son shows. I under­stand in the inte­rests of get­ting back to nor­mal a lot of peop­le want to deny covid is even still a con­cern, but when some­thing real­ly does­n’t need to be in-per­son (i.e. Colbert’s show) what’s the ratio­na­le for doing it in-per­son at this point while covid is still so con­ta­gious? Why not shift to an audi­ence-free ver­si­on until it real­ly isn’t still sprea­ding like wild­fire so much so that the host and musi­cal direc­tor both get it wit­hin the space of a short time. It just seems irre­spon­si­ble to be expo­sing the who­le audi­ence to the pos­si­bi­li­ty of get­ting it too (of cour­se they choo­se to be the­re, but if the show was­n’t having an audi­ence, then pro­bab­ly a cer­tain num­ber of peop­le would be saved from get­ting covid, so I can’t real­ly respect their decisi­on to have audi­ence shows at this point.)

  60. Inchi Rudolf vale VERGA!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  61. “it’s like he grab­bed some dockers and when they saw who was wea­ring them they took their own life befo­re they hit the ankles” – good lord, the man went full on scor­ched earth

  62. Is Ste­phen wea­ring the same thing he did Thurs­day or was the Fri­day show filmed on Thurs­day??? The world makes no sen­se to me anymore 😕

  63. you know not­hing about Ger­ma­ny, its regi­ons, its diver­se cul­tures, its dialects…. All you know is a few cli­ches from your frat­boy years. That’s not a good basis to joke from. It’s embarr­as­sing when you attempt to.

  64. Kevin Spacey did not­hing wrong. Just ask all his accu­sers who mys­te­rious­ly died befo­re court pro­cee­dings could conclude.

  65. In this pic of Rudy Giu­lia­ni, he loo­ks like the skeletal remains of actor Jack Nichol­son, even down to the sun shades & evil laugh. No dis­re­spect to the Legend Jack Nichol­son cuz he’s still very much ali­ve & well. Rudy’s a POS!!

  66. Look, Trump was an abhor­rent Pre­si­dent and has gar­ba­ge cha­rac­ter, but do we real­ly need to cen­sor his name like he’s fuck­ing Vol­de­mort? Yet, you will show pic­tures and full names of mass shooters.

  67. He did­n’t men­ti­on that Esper also said that Trump wan­ted to send mis­si­les into Mexi­co to hit Drug pro­duc­tion faci­li­ties. He said no one would noti­ce and, if they did, we could just deny it was us.

    1. Mexi­co: Señor Pre­si­den­te Trump, umm we need to talk about the­se parts with USAF mar­kings. T: Never met the person.

  68. On Cameo can you ask Rudy to dis­avow elec­tion con­spi­ra­ci­es? Is the­re a TOS whe­re once you’ve paid $ he can refu­se? I’d pay real money for that greeting.

  69. One of Colbert’s best mono­lo­gues! Had me roa­ring with laugh­ter! Get bet­ter Jon. So love this qua­li­ty show! Tks

  70. #Late­Show
    #WePull­For­Jon­Ba­tis­te.
    #GDam­nY­ou­CO­VID!!!
    #Plea­su­refor­Beer­an­d­S­au­sa­ges!!!

    #Nan­tu­cket­Li­me­rick!!!
    #Aff­ord­No­Point­Loss!!!
    #GapIn­TheNFT­Ga­me.
    #Oran­geNeed­sSo­meShots!!!
    #Rudy­Gets­No­Clicks!!!

  71. It is now con­fir­med bey­ond all doubts that the Azov sol­di­ers, with the bles­sings of the Wes­tern coun­tries are hol­ding civi­li­ans as hos­ta­ges and using them as human shiel­ds. The Azov trap­ped in the Steel plant just asked to buy 1 ton of food for the lives of 30 civi­li­ans. They will only free 30 civi­li­ans for every ton of food that the Rus­si­ans will supply.
    Yet the Wes­tern Govts and Wes­tern Media has no opi­ni­ons about this dis­gus­ting, hos­ta­ge situa­ti­on. Zelen­sky is hap­py that his Nazi sol­di­ers can get to use civi­li­ans as bar­gai­ning chips. Do you need any other pro­of that the West and their pup­pet Zelen­sky is bey­ond evil. Mons­ters is too kind a word to descri­be the­se peop­le and the­se actions.

    Mr Col­bert .. you have not­hing to say as well?

  72. You’­re beau­ti­ful and strong, never give up. We will make it through this. We will sur­vi­ve the Repu­bli­cans mad­ness. Endu­re and pre­pa­re to fight.

  73. Humans need to stop infigh­t­ing long enough to topp­le our oppressors 

    Mitch McCon­nell is Emperor Palpatine 

    Some of you will die, but that’s a sacri­fice I’m wil­ling to make! – Lord Trump
     @Justin Y. Trump is evil. He igno­red this virus until he could­n’t igno­re it…the steps taken have been deli­ber­ate­ly slow to con­tain this virus, as the government has made huge finan­cial gains in allowing par­ti­cu­lar­ly older, reti­red peop­le to die…no more pay outs each month…voting, if still valid in this country…is our only peace­ful, legal recourse…voting 3rd par­ty is the ONLY WAY to get real humans in power, rather than dynas­ty fami­lies and care­er poli­ti­ci­ans. When we rea­li­ze the 2 par­ties we are divi­ded over LOVE the divi­si­on among us…then and only then may Ame­ri­ca be gre­at again…

    @Justin Y. Lack of know­ledge of the deep sta­te? I just accu­sed our government of mass murder…I under­stand deep state…fact that you refu­se to lis­ten, only attack, says too much about you…clearly you haven’t known hardship. Clear­ly none of this has impac­ted you negatively…you are part of the pro­blem, offe­ring zero solutions.

    @Justin Y. Cal­ling me stu­pid real­ly hel­ps your case…Trump has very limi­ted brain power, as evi­den­ced by his ramb­ling, gene­ral­ly repe­ti­ti­ve, todd­ler talks…although most of us are sorely unde­re­du­ca­ted, Trump real­ly ama­zes me every time i lis­ten to his ban­ter. Trump did not clo­se the bor­ders in time, many flights to the USA brought sick folk here. Action was­n’t taken until very late Febru­a­ry, and by then 15 con­fir­med cases were more than enough to basi­cal­ly allow what amounts to air­born, quick­ly let­hal AIDS《why this? (Becau­se this virus muta­tes too fast to crea­te an effec­ti­ve vac­ci­ne, which may never get made), upon the world. This is dan­ge­rous becau­se com­mon beha­vi­ors of com­mon folk, such as shoul­der to shoul­der events, shop­ping and sar­di­ne packed working con­di­ti­ons, hel­ped this virus along…even as peop­le died in Chi­na daily…America went for­ward 2 full mon­ths wothout any concerns…then…rather than for­ce the hands of sta­te offi­cials, and put the popu­la­ti­on through a 2 mon­th qua­ran­ti­ne, we’­ve been see­ing sta­tes react, rather than prepare…and all at the natu­ral sta­ges this virus thri­ves on…complacency among enough of us to allow the spread to con­ti­nue. You refu­sing to see this logic isn’t a blight on my men­tal capa­ci­ty, just pro­ves you are as simp­le as our Lord Trump…and likely among tho­se very few, who like many eli­tes, don’t even under­stand the plight of the mas­ses, whom I speak for, in this con­tri­ved crisis…Trump is calm about the virus becau­se he exists out­side the bounds of com­mon folk…Trump and other power­ful peop­le would never have to take the risk of infec­tion serious­ly as they are all well pro­tec­ted by expen­da­ble ser­vants or can at the least afford to con­ti­nue living lavish­ly and distanced from peons such as mys­elf. 9/11 was an insi­de job and this pro­ves what I’ve fea­red sin­ce then…that the government can per­form mass mur­der and the peop­le will always just accept it, hire the next socio­path in line, whiche­ver of the 2 evil divi­sio­na­ry par­ties they aspi­re to dwell in…

    Our edu­ca­tio­nal sys­tem is archaic. We could be edu­ca­ting ever­yo­ne from home…there are no valid excu­ses for our cur­rent bro­ken schoo­ling, and no tea­chers need lose jobs…as the inter­net is an ama­zing com­mu­ni­ca­ti­on device…

    Taxes are bro­ken. Your dol­lar ear­ned gets hit so many times…and we all just accept that blindly.

    Medi­ci­ne is bro­ken. My grand­mo­ther died becau­se her sel­fi­sh daugh­ter nee­ded cable tv more than grand­ma nee­ded dia­be­tes medicine…and mil­li­ons suf­fer from the ina­bi­li­ty to afford insu­lin, des­pi­te that drug initi­al­ly star­ting out as a gift to huma­ni­ty from a generous geni­us, pri­va­ti­zed by evil and greed, pri­ced bey­ond rea­li­ty for most.

    Our 2 par­ty sys­tem is desi­gned to keep us bickering…division keeps us doci­le enough to accept our own government con­spi­ring to mur­der us, with our accep­t­ance. 3rd par­ty can­di­da­tes are gene­ral­ly real humans…that care about other humans, even, gasp, total stran­gers and foreigners…

    We are all on the same damn spaceship…Earth. I judge character…not race, not wha­te­ver reli­gi­on folks are born into. I am old…I am tired of see­ing dis­as­ter after dis­as­ter get slow atten­ti­on from government, as poor peop­le die in thousands due to delay­ed or nonexis­tent help. 

    It’s about time the many take con­trol, with votes, to dethro­ne the socio­paths that con­trol us, play games with our very lives…

    When the­re are only vol­un­ta­ry homeless, when the jani­tor is paid living wage, when a high school gra­dua­te can earn enough in food ser­vice, or retail, to sup­port a modest home and essen­ti­als, while crea­ting a nest egg…when vete­rans are given the same care as Con­gress, Sena­te and other posi­ti­ons of hig­hest power, rather than left to suf­fer and die, when the lowest paying jobs are enough to sur­vi­ve on, then and only then, can Ame­ri­ca boast of being great…

    As it stands…I feel most of us are born into lies we have no con­trol over…It’s well orches­tra­ted, as my points are made clear in every sati­ri­cal broad­cast about the plight of the expen­da­ble mas­ses, world wide…

    Do I want peace, equi­ty and kum­ba­ya? Yeah…I do…are the­re socio­paths in power opp­res­sing the com­mon folk…yeah…there are…have good Demo­crats and Repu­bli­cans exis­ted? Yes…they get blo­cked by evil at every turn, often resigning due to unbea­t­a­ble cor­rup­ti­on. Do I pity the very peop­le I label simp­le? You bet I do…I want this pla­net to be a bet­ter place for most…not some…for all…if ever possible…

    This covid virus isn’t done. It muta­tes too fast to pin it down with a vaccine…and we haven’t seen the end of it becau­se we, as a pla­net, would have to agree on a few ground rules to con­si­der being a func­tio­n­al society.

    That’s my 2 cents…some of it…take it or lea­ve it. Most of us just exist and watch, lazi­ly, rather than get direct­ly invol­ved in chan­ge. @soaringvulture We don’t seem to take note…we, the expen­da­ble mas­ses, are being told to push through life igno­ring this virus…it took ONE infec­tion to start a Pla­net Wide Pandemic…and becau­se we did­n’t qua­ran­ti­ne from Janu­a­ry 1st to Febru­a­ry, we get to watch inno­cent and other­wi­se lives lost, daily…who are “we”, in “we’­re in it tog­e­ther”? Cer­tain­ly not the élite…they step on us to avoid harm…I’m furious with huma­ni­ty as a whole…I’m furious we accept all this death and Trump’s todd­ler talks…like a Ted talk without use­ful insight…

    Tho­se of us suf­fe­ring are many…while the pri­vi­le­ged watch the show They created…when…when will the com­mon folk unite against tyran­ny, through the only peace­ful means we have…vote out care­er poli­ti­ci­ans and dynas­ty fami­lies in favor of fel­low human bein­gs, with con­scious­ness and com­pas­si­on for the lowest among us.

    We won’t stop the cycle of abu­se by tra­ding Demo­crats and Repu­bli­cans, two sides of the same evil, cor­rupt coin.

    Vote 3rd party…vote for real peop­le, with flaws, that under­stand what strugg­le is…that have put time behind any of the­se so cal­led essen­ti­al, yet mini­mum wage jobs…

    This eco­no­my is screwed…always has been. The vast majo­ri­ty of work avail­ab­le is meni­al labor…food ser­vice, retail, jani­tors, grocers…a gre­at many take their wages in government…which is far too big, com­plex and unsustainable…

    Until any job can offer a modest secu­re house­hold, until the only homeless are tho­se who vol­un­teer to live “free”…until the pill giants are man­da­ted to make life saving medi­ci­ne rea­son­ab­ly priced…we are a sel­fi­sh, hor­rid nati­on, divi­ded by the very peop­le that opp­ress us, yet too busy figh­t­ing amongst our­sel­ves to take any use­ful action towards a bet­ter tomor­row for the MANY, not the FEW

  74. “It’s like he grab­bed some dockers and they took their own life befo­re they hit the ankles!” 😂🤣😵 I’m still dying!

    1. Our Repu­blic is bles­sed to have out­stan­ding Patri­ots such as Tom Fit­ton, James O’Kee­fe, Dine­sh D’Sou­za, Roman Bal­ma­kov, Awa­ken­Wi­th­JP, Sal­ty Cra­cker, Mark Dice, and Dr. Ste­ve Tur­ley, to bring *truth* to the Ame­ri­can people. 

      Gover­nor Ron DeS­an­tis is America’s top governor. 🇺🇲

    1. @stéfan hoï­mes you mean from the hor­se medi­ci­ne? He’s at Chur­chill Downs right now. So he’ll have his fill of Hor­se medi­ci­ne to “heal” him

  75. Poor Jon! God bless him and I wish him a spee­dy reco­very! And Ste­phen – you need to rest this wee­kend. I know you are not yet 100%. Hugs, Lynette

    1. Ste­ven is on medi­ca­ti­on and was sick enough to recei­ve i‑iv tre­at­ment. Last guest was Julia Roberts and sad­ly now dealing with covid. Now John and the band mem­bers who are on anti­vi­rals but should be in qua­ran­ti­ne! They said that stu­dio had to be shut down as many were infec­ted and the stu­dio had to be total­ly dis­in­fec­ted. They also said the tou­ch­ing he does with the Stars needs to stop. And that his desk right on top of his guests spewing infec­ted aero­sol at the most three feet away. They are tes­ted every 8 to 12 hours the test fai­led they named every guest that he could have infec­ted. And audi­ence mem­bers. I am a long­time fan but right now and rea­ding many that feel he is being very irre­spon­si­ble. No he is not well and the medi­ca­ti­ons given our to get him through the show but peop­le who don’t have access to this kind of medi­ca­ti­on or angry becau­se they are suf­fe­ring fans who feel let down by him

  76. So that 2.9 mil­li­on NFT is real­ly just a wealt­hy éli­te tax loo­p­ho­le, yeah?

    Humans need to stop infigh­t­ing long enough to topp­le our oppressors 

    Mitch McCon­nell is Emperor Palpatine 

    Some of you will die, but that’s a sacri­fice I’m wil­ling to make! – Lord Trump
     @Justin Y. Trump is evil. He igno­red this virus until he could­n’t igno­re it…the steps taken have been deli­ber­ate­ly slow to con­tain this virus, as the government has made huge finan­cial gains in allowing par­ti­cu­lar­ly older, reti­red peop­le to die…no more pay outs each month…voting, if still valid in this country…is our only peace­ful, legal recourse…voting 3rd par­ty is the ONLY WAY to get real humans in power, rather than dynas­ty fami­lies and care­er poli­ti­ci­ans. When we rea­li­ze the 2 par­ties we are divi­ded over LOVE the divi­si­on among us…then and only then may Ame­ri­ca be gre­at again…

    @Justin Y. Lack of know­ledge of the deep sta­te? I just accu­sed our government of mass murder…I under­stand deep state…fact that you refu­se to lis­ten, only attack, says too much about you…clearly you haven’t known hardship. Clear­ly none of this has impac­ted you negatively…you are part of the pro­blem, offe­ring zero solutions.

    @Justin Y. Cal­ling me stu­pid real­ly hel­ps your case…Trump has very limi­ted brain power, as evi­den­ced by his ramb­ling, gene­ral­ly repe­ti­ti­ve, todd­ler talks…although most of us are sorely unde­re­du­ca­ted, Trump real­ly ama­zes me every time i lis­ten to his ban­ter. Trump did not clo­se the bor­ders in time, many flights to the USA brought sick folk here. Action was­n’t taken until very late Febru­a­ry, and by then 15 con­fir­med cases were more than enough to basi­cal­ly allow what amounts to air­born, quick­ly let­hal AIDS《why this? (Becau­se this virus muta­tes too fast to crea­te an effec­ti­ve vac­ci­ne, which may never get made), upon the world. This is dan­ge­rous becau­se com­mon beha­vi­ors of com­mon folk, such as shoul­der to shoul­der events, shop­ping and sar­di­ne packed working con­di­ti­ons, hel­ped this virus along…even as peop­le died in Chi­na daily…America went for­ward 2 full mon­ths wothout any concerns…then…rather than for­ce the hands of sta­te offi­cials, and put the popu­la­ti­on through a 2 mon­th qua­ran­ti­ne, we’­ve been see­ing sta­tes react, rather than prepare…and all at the natu­ral sta­ges this virus thri­ves on…complacency among enough of us to allow the spread to con­ti­nue. You refu­sing to see this logic isn’t a blight on my men­tal capa­ci­ty, just pro­ves you are as simp­le as our Lord Trump…and likely among tho­se very few, who like many eli­tes, don’t even under­stand the plight of the mas­ses, whom I speak for, in this con­tri­ved crisis…Trump is calm about the virus becau­se he exists out­side the bounds of com­mon folk…Trump and other power­ful peop­le would never have to take the risk of infec­tion serious­ly as they are all well pro­tec­ted by expen­da­ble ser­vants or can at the least afford to con­ti­nue living lavish­ly and distanced from peons such as mys­elf. 9/11 was an insi­de job and this pro­ves what I’ve fea­red sin­ce then…that the government can per­form mass mur­der and the peop­le will always just accept it, hire the next socio­path in line, whiche­ver of the 2 evil divi­sio­na­ry par­ties they aspi­re to dwell in…

    Our edu­ca­tio­nal sys­tem is archaic. We could be edu­ca­ting ever­yo­ne from home…there are no valid excu­ses for our cur­rent bro­ken schoo­ling, and no tea­chers need lose jobs…as the inter­net is an ama­zing com­mu­ni­ca­ti­on device…

    Taxes are bro­ken. Your dol­lar ear­ned gets hit so many times…and we all just accept that blindly.

    Medi­ci­ne is bro­ken. My grand­mo­ther died becau­se her sel­fi­sh daugh­ter nee­ded cable tv more than grand­ma nee­ded dia­be­tes medicine…and mil­li­ons suf­fer from the ina­bi­li­ty to afford insu­lin, des­pi­te that drug initi­al­ly star­ting out as a gift to huma­ni­ty from a generous geni­us, pri­va­ti­zed by evil and greed, pri­ced bey­ond rea­li­ty for most.

    Our 2 par­ty sys­tem is desi­gned to keep us bickering…division keeps us doci­le enough to accept our own government con­spi­ring to mur­der us, with our accep­t­ance. 3rd par­ty can­di­da­tes are gene­ral­ly real humans…that care about other humans, even, gasp, total stran­gers and foreigners…

    We are all on the same damn spaceship…Earth. I judge character…not race, not wha­te­ver reli­gi­on folks are born into. I am old…I am tired of see­ing dis­as­ter after dis­as­ter get slow atten­ti­on from government, as poor peop­le die in thousands due to delay­ed or nonexis­tent help. 

    It’s about time the many take con­trol, with votes, to dethro­ne the socio­paths that con­trol us, play games with our very lives…

    When the­re are only vol­un­ta­ry homeless, when the jani­tor is paid living wage, when a high school gra­dua­te can earn enough in food ser­vice, or retail, to sup­port a modest home and essen­ti­als, while crea­ting a nest egg…when vete­rans are given the same care as Con­gress, Sena­te and other posi­ti­ons of hig­hest power, rather than left to suf­fer and die, when the lowest paying jobs are enough to sur­vi­ve on, then and only then, can Ame­ri­ca boast of being great…

    As it stands…I feel most of us are born into lies we have no con­trol over…It’s well orches­tra­ted, as my points are made clear in every sati­ri­cal broad­cast about the plight of the expen­da­ble mas­ses, world wide…

    Do I want peace, equi­ty and kum­ba­ya? Yeah…I do…are the­re socio­paths in power opp­res­sing the com­mon folk…yeah…there are…have good Demo­crats and Repu­bli­cans exis­ted? Yes…they get blo­cked by evil at every turn, often resigning due to unbea­t­a­ble cor­rup­ti­on. Do I pity the very peop­le I label simp­le? You bet I do…I want this pla­net to be a bet­ter place for most…not some…for all…if ever possible…

    This covid virus isn’t done. It muta­tes too fast to pin it down with a vaccine…and we haven’t seen the end of it becau­se we, as a pla­net, would have to agree on a few ground rules to con­si­der being a func­tio­n­al society.

    That’s my 2 cents…some of it…take it or lea­ve it. Most of us just exist and watch, lazi­ly, rather than get direct­ly invol­ved in chan­ge. @soaringvulture We don’t seem to take note…we, the expen­da­ble mas­ses, are being told to push through life igno­ring this virus…it took ONE infec­tion to start a Pla­net Wide Pandemic…and becau­se we did­n’t qua­ran­ti­ne from Janu­a­ry 1st to Febru­a­ry, we get to watch inno­cent and other­wi­se lives lost, daily…who are “we”, in “we’­re in it tog­e­ther”? Cer­tain­ly not the élite…they step on us to avoid harm…I’m furious with huma­ni­ty as a whole…I’m furious we accept all this death and Trump’s todd­ler talks…like a Ted talk without use­ful insight…

    Tho­se of us suf­fe­ring are many…while the pri­vi­le­ged watch the show They created…when…when will the com­mon folk unite against tyran­ny, through the only peace­ful means we have…vote out care­er poli­ti­ci­ans and dynas­ty fami­lies in favor of fel­low human bein­gs, with con­scious­ness and com­pas­si­on for the lowest among us.

    We won’t stop the cycle of abu­se by tra­ding Demo­crats and Repu­bli­cans, two sides of the same evil, cor­rupt coin.

    Vote 3rd party…vote for real peop­le, with flaws, that under­stand what strugg­le is…that have put time behind any of the­se so cal­led essen­ti­al, yet mini­mum wage jobs…

    This eco­no­my is screwed…always has been. The vast majo­ri­ty of work avail­ab­le is meni­al labor…food ser­vice, retail, jani­tors, grocers…a gre­at many take their wages in government…which is far too big, com­plex and unsustainable…

    Until any job can offer a modest secu­re house­hold, until the only homeless are tho­se who vol­un­teer to live “free”…until the pill giants are man­da­ted to make life saving medi­ci­ne rea­son­ab­ly priced…we are a sel­fi­sh, hor­rid nati­on, divi­ded by the very peop­le that opp­ress us, yet too busy figh­t­ing amongst our­sel­ves to take any use­ful action towards a bet­ter tomor­row for the MANY, not the FEW

  77. Drumpf is evil…period. The­re are hund­reds of evil eli­tes behind him, some with meta­pho­ri­cal dag­gers pre­pa­red in case he says too much…which…is his thing.

    Humans need to stop infigh­t­ing long enough to topp­le our oppressors 

    Mitch McCon­nell is Emperor Palpatine 

    Some of you will die, but that’s a sacri­fice I’m wil­ling to make! – Lord Trump
     @Justin Y. Trump is evil. He igno­red this virus until he could­n’t igno­re it…the steps taken have been deli­ber­ate­ly slow to con­tain this virus, as the government has made huge finan­cial gains in allowing par­ti­cu­lar­ly older, reti­red peop­le to die…no more pay outs each month…voting, if still valid in this country…is our only peace­ful, legal recourse…voting 3rd par­ty is the ONLY WAY to get real humans in power, rather than dynas­ty fami­lies and care­er poli­ti­ci­ans. When we rea­li­ze the 2 par­ties we are divi­ded over LOVE the divi­si­on among us…then and only then may Ame­ri­ca be gre­at again…

    @Justin Y. Lack of know­ledge of the deep sta­te? I just accu­sed our government of mass murder…I under­stand deep state…fact that you refu­se to lis­ten, only attack, says too much about you…clearly you haven’t known hardship. Clear­ly none of this has impac­ted you negatively…you are part of the pro­blem, offe­ring zero solutions.

    @Justin Y. Cal­ling me stu­pid real­ly hel­ps your case…Trump has very limi­ted brain power, as evi­den­ced by his ramb­ling, gene­ral­ly repe­ti­ti­ve, todd­ler talks…although most of us are sorely unde­re­du­ca­ted, Trump real­ly ama­zes me every time i lis­ten to his ban­ter. Trump did not clo­se the bor­ders in time, many flights to the USA brought sick folk here. Action was­n’t taken until very late Febru­a­ry, and by then 15 con­fir­med cases were more than enough to basi­cal­ly allow what amounts to air­born, quick­ly let­hal AIDS《why this? (Becau­se this virus muta­tes too fast to crea­te an effec­ti­ve vac­ci­ne, which may never get made), upon the world. This is dan­ge­rous becau­se com­mon beha­vi­ors of com­mon folk, such as shoul­der to shoul­der events, shop­ping and sar­di­ne packed working con­di­ti­ons, hel­ped this virus along…even as peop­le died in Chi­na daily…America went for­ward 2 full mon­ths wothout any concerns…then…rather than for­ce the hands of sta­te offi­cials, and put the popu­la­ti­on through a 2 mon­th qua­ran­ti­ne, we’­ve been see­ing sta­tes react, rather than prepare…and all at the natu­ral sta­ges this virus thri­ves on…complacency among enough of us to allow the spread to con­ti­nue. You refu­sing to see this logic isn’t a blight on my men­tal capa­ci­ty, just pro­ves you are as simp­le as our Lord Trump…and likely among tho­se very few, who like many eli­tes, don’t even under­stand the plight of the mas­ses, whom I speak for, in this con­tri­ved crisis…Trump is calm about the virus becau­se he exists out­side the bounds of com­mon folk…Trump and other power­ful peop­le would never have to take the risk of infec­tion serious­ly as they are all well pro­tec­ted by expen­da­ble ser­vants or can at the least afford to con­ti­nue living lavish­ly and distanced from peons such as mys­elf. 9/11 was an insi­de job and this pro­ves what I’ve fea­red sin­ce then…that the government can per­form mass mur­der and the peop­le will always just accept it, hire the next socio­path in line, whiche­ver of the 2 evil divi­sio­na­ry par­ties they aspi­re to dwell in…

    Our edu­ca­tio­nal sys­tem is archaic. We could be edu­ca­ting ever­yo­ne from home…there are no valid excu­ses for our cur­rent bro­ken schoo­ling, and no tea­chers need lose jobs…as the inter­net is an ama­zing com­mu­ni­ca­ti­on device…

    Taxes are bro­ken. Your dol­lar ear­ned gets hit so many times…and we all just accept that blindly.

    Medi­ci­ne is bro­ken. My grand­mo­ther died becau­se her sel­fi­sh daugh­ter nee­ded cable tv more than grand­ma nee­ded dia­be­tes medicine…and mil­li­ons suf­fer from the ina­bi­li­ty to afford insu­lin, des­pi­te that drug initi­al­ly star­ting out as a gift to huma­ni­ty from a generous geni­us, pri­va­ti­zed by evil and greed, pri­ced bey­ond rea­li­ty for most.

    Our 2 par­ty sys­tem is desi­gned to keep us bickering…division keeps us doci­le enough to accept our own government con­spi­ring to mur­der us, with our accep­t­ance. 3rd par­ty can­di­da­tes are gene­ral­ly real humans…that care about other humans, even, gasp, total stran­gers and foreigners…

    We are all on the same damn spaceship…Earth. I judge character…not race, not wha­te­ver reli­gi­on folks are born into. I am old…I am tired of see­ing dis­as­ter after dis­as­ter get slow atten­ti­on from government, as poor peop­le die in thousands due to delay­ed or nonexis­tent help. 

    It’s about time the many take con­trol, with votes, to dethro­ne the socio­paths that con­trol us, play games with our very lives…

    When the­re are only vol­un­ta­ry homeless, when the jani­tor is paid living wage, when a high school gra­dua­te can earn enough in food ser­vice, or retail, to sup­port a modest home and essen­ti­als, while crea­ting a nest egg…when vete­rans are given the same care as Con­gress, Sena­te and other posi­ti­ons of hig­hest power, rather than left to suf­fer and die, when the lowest paying jobs are enough to sur­vi­ve on, then and only then, can Ame­ri­ca boast of being great…

    As it stands…I feel most of us are born into lies we have no con­trol over…It’s well orches­tra­ted, as my points are made clear in every sati­ri­cal broad­cast about the plight of the expen­da­ble mas­ses, world wide…

    Do I want peace, equi­ty and kum­ba­ya? Yeah…I do…are the­re socio­paths in power opp­res­sing the com­mon folk…yeah…there are…have good Demo­crats and Repu­bli­cans exis­ted? Yes…they get blo­cked by evil at every turn, often resigning due to unbea­t­a­ble cor­rup­ti­on. Do I pity the very peop­le I label simp­le? You bet I do…I want this pla­net to be a bet­ter place for most…not some…for all…if ever possible…

    This covid virus isn’t done. It muta­tes too fast to pin it down with a vaccine…and we haven’t seen the end of it becau­se we, as a pla­net, would have to agree on a few ground rules to con­si­der being a func­tio­n­al society.

    That’s my 2 cents…some of it…take it or lea­ve it. Most of us just exist and watch, lazi­ly, rather than get direct­ly invol­ved in chan­ge. @soaringvulture We don’t seem to take note…we, the expen­da­ble mas­ses, are being told to push through life igno­ring this virus…it took ONE infec­tion to start a Pla­net Wide Pandemic…and becau­se we did­n’t qua­ran­ti­ne from Janu­a­ry 1st to Febru­a­ry, we get to watch inno­cent and other­wi­se lives lost, daily…who are “we”, in “we’­re in it tog­e­ther”? Cer­tain­ly not the élite…they step on us to avoid harm…I’m furious with huma­ni­ty as a whole…I’m furious we accept all this death and Trump’s todd­ler talks…like a Ted talk without use­ful insight…

    Tho­se of us suf­fe­ring are many…while the pri­vi­le­ged watch the show They created…when…when will the com­mon folk unite against tyran­ny, through the only peace­ful means we have…vote out care­er poli­ti­ci­ans and dynas­ty fami­lies in favor of fel­low human bein­gs, with con­scious­ness and com­pas­si­on for the lowest among us.

    We won’t stop the cycle of abu­se by tra­ding Demo­crats and Repu­bli­cans, two sides of the same evil, cor­rupt coin.

    Vote 3rd party…vote for real peop­le, with flaws, that under­stand what strugg­le is…that have put time behind any of the­se so cal­led essen­ti­al, yet mini­mum wage jobs…

    This eco­no­my is screwed…always has been. The vast majo­ri­ty of work avail­ab­le is meni­al labor…food ser­vice, retail, jani­tors, grocers…a gre­at many take their wages in government…which is far too big, com­plex and unsustainable…

    Until any job can offer a modest secu­re house­hold, until the only homeless are tho­se who vol­un­teer to live “free”…until the pill giants are man­da­ted to make life saving medi­ci­ne rea­son­ab­ly priced…we are a sel­fi­sh, hor­rid nati­on, divi­ded by the very peop­le that opp­ress us, yet too busy figh­t­ing amongst our­sel­ves to take any use­ful action towards a bet­ter tomor­row for the MANY, not the FEW

  78. Hey! “Our sau­sa­ges will give you plea­su­re” was sup­po­sed to be the mot­to of our next Ber­lin pri­de. Munich sto­le from us!

  79. This is not good at all becau­se Jon’s wife has serious can­cer issu­es. Her immu­ne sys­tem is pro­bab­ly not good.

  80. What dif­fe­rence does it make if chicks take off their tops or not?!!🙄 Fema­les run around 90% nude ALLLLLL the time any­ways while men are cove­r­ed up in blan­kets and dia­pers so to speak and are cal­led big and bur­ly and hand­so­me when they’­re real­ly just fat and bald hea­ded 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮 . As a hete­ro­se­xu­al fema­le let me just say that I’m 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬 becau­se I’m sick of see­ing women’s bodies every whe­re while I’m still being told that a woman is only inte­res­ted in a man’s eyes and his sen­se of humor or if he has money or not!! Yeeeeeeeeee­sh!!!!! Being born a woman is the worst natu­ral thing that can hap­pen to anyone🤨!!!!

    1. That remin­ded me of a descrip­ti­on of Ste­ve Ban­non from a few years ago: “He loo­ks like the ghost of a dead ghost!”

  81. Why are you all tal­king like it’s the first mon­th of COVID??? IF he’s all up to date with the shots, it will be over in 42 hours.. my gawd, I’ve had all the shots plus been HIV POZITIVE for 30 years. Covid was not­hing for me..

  82. It’s gre­at, NFT’s were ori­gi­nal­ly inven­ted to troll rich peop­le out­ta their money, glad to see it worked well.

    1. @LupineShadowOmega – Money laun­de­ring has been hap­pe­ning way befo­re the inter­net exis­ted. NFT or not, scams as always existed.

      You sound like that guy who thinks all dogs are bad becau­se one dog bit him.

    2. @Supremax67 you seem like you do know why they were inven­ted, so could you exp­lain plea­se? I also thought they were just some weird fad that had the poten­ti­al to be used the same way that some, not all, but some so-cal­led modern art is – to hide money for tax or other pur­po­ses. I’d defi­ni­te­ly want to hear the actu­al reason/origins!

    3. @LupineShadowOmega – The best way to laun­der money is still hard cash. Using digi­tal trans­fers to laun­de­red money is the most stu­pid thing a per­son can do. Ever­ything you do online is trace­ab­le. So plea­se stop sprea­ding mis­in­for­ma­ti­on, you only end up con­tri­bu­ting to the pro­blem, not the solution.

    1. @overseastom – The best way to laun­der money is still hard cash. And it is not arro­gan­ce to edu­ca­te peop­le who pre­fers to embrace ignorance.

      That’s cal­led bra­very, becau­se regard­less how many insults thrown my way, peop­le still have the right to know. Mis­in­for­ma­ti­on is the #1 rea­son why peop­le gets scam; unfor­tu­n­a­te­ly, you are part of the pro­blem, not the solution.

  83. Oh look NFTs fai­led… anyo­ne with half a brain could tell that was gon­na hap­pen. I’m glad they fai­led, just like how the oran­ge nar­cis­sistic socio­path fai­led. Tel­ling the peop­le to shoot civi­li­ans just to get a pic­tu­re is down­right monstrous.

  84. Anyo­ne who has a tell all book after ser­ving the pre­vious admi­nis­tra­ti­on, is still com­pli­cit. They aided him. They let him stay in power. They are villains.

  85. What can’t peop­le do the­se acti­vi­ties with masks a s social distancing. I don’t want to kill anyo­ne even indi­rect­ly and I don’t want any one to kill me as well. This coun­try is so sel­fi­sh. Is this what our fathers fought and some died for?

  86. Ste­phen, so glad you are bet­ter. You and a hand­ful of other come­di­ans have been such an anchor, like good medi­ci­ne the­se last few years. Poor Jon. I hate COVID!

    1. Agreed. Espe­cial­ly becau­se of his wife. I was actual­ly refer­ring to cir­cum­s­tan­ces not catching covid. I have a not­hing but love for them both. They are excel­lent humans.

  87. 5:13 Ste­phen, I don’t think they’­re “boo“ing the Kevin Spacey slam, I think peop­le just can’t help but crin­ge and say “Ewww” any­ti­me they hear his name.

  88. The US lega­li­zed Can­na­bis Sati­va to defend our coun­try during World War II.
    Watch the 1942 USDA film, *Hemp For Victory.*

    If you won’t fight against Fascist trai­tors, at least grow some weed to sup­port our tro­ops who will.

  89. Trump may have got­ten the ’shoot them in the legs’ thing from the IDF sni­pers shoo­ting Pales­ti­ni­an kids in the legs during the Gre­at March of Return in ’18…

  90. Poor Rudy Giu­lia­ni time and time again being made fun of and he does­n’t even know it. Its not nice to make fun of the handicapped.

  91. Me thinks Rud­dy needs to bor­row one of Dol­ly Parton’s BRAWS.
    Pre­fer­a­b­ly one with the UNDERWIRE to hold tho­se mas­si­ve bre­asts up.
    Do you see how big his bre­asts are?
    Shee­sh, what est­ro­gen laced drugs is he into the­se days?
    First, he got trap­ped in his cof­fin and had to have Ste­ve Mil­ler pry him loo­se, then his hair melts on came­ra, now his bre­asts are big­ger than Dolly’s AND sag­ging saddly. May­be he should have hims­elf loo­ked at?
    Some­thing is def­fi­na­te­ly off about this Creature.

  92. Make beaches top­less and ban­ned women rights to abor­ti­on I serious­ly don’t under­stand you Ame­ri­can people

  93. My memo­ry was fucked and brain was fog­gy after i had covid in Sep­tem­ber 2021. My neu­ro­lo­gist has me on about 6 dif­fe­rent vit­amins for a mon­th, inclu­ding b12 injec­tions once a day for a week, then once a week for a mon­th, and i feel much bet­ter now.

  94. I’m loving the fact that a lot of peop­le are not spel­ling pos djt’s name.
    Just an observation. 

    The­se “80’s man” men­ta­li­ty 65 yr and up are grasping at “straws” and showing what they real­ly are. America’s waking up. Now edu­ca­te yourself and others the impor­t­ance of PAYING ATTENTION. :-!

  95. just as soon as Ste­ven tal­ked about the loss in value of NFTs, the­re was an ad for a MLB NFT. gre­at come­dic timing.

  96. This is the kind of world 🌎 we’­ve made for our­sel­ves and our child­ren, bet­ter have no enemies when the light goes out , due to the eco­no­mic criss, wars and rate of unem­ploy­ment I think now is the best time to invest and make more money for the future

    1. Real­ly, you all know him too? He’s hel­ped me through the rise and falls asso­cia­ted with tra­ding Cryp­to currency’s

    2. Take it from one who has it and buy a house in Mis­sou­ri and a dream Wrang­ler with forex tra­de pro­fits. I star­ted with Mr Dway­ne Jack­man of finan­cial edu­ca­ti­on and he has been my hand­ler and gui­der for the past years

  97. I will gua­ran­tee you, Tho­se Reseachers on that {virus} thing know sweet fei­call on what they’­re both rese­ar­ching rab­bit­waff­ling ran­ting raving and tal­king about And THEY shut the world down for that too!

  98. So sor­ry to hear about your dia­gno­sis Jon! Miss you so much and sen­ding pray­ers up for your spee­dy reco­very . We’ll all be here wai­t­ing for you as always dear friend! Hugs 🙂 ❤️

  99. That was a nice sec­tion on Rudy’s weird pants look. Too bad we did­n’t get out about the insa­ne Met Gala clothes. They’­re so fuck­ing hil­arious they keep com­ing back to me.

  100. You got vax­xed, got sick with Covid, shared it with a vax­xed friend, and joke about the “unva­x­xed”?? Now that’s funny.

  101. Loo­king at Rudy’s golf out­fit, I can see the stra­te­gy his defen­se lawy­ers will be using: “you honour, my cli­ent is mental­ly incom­pe­tent to stand trial”.

    1. Too true and a sca­ry thought/possibility, as it could be an all too obvious­ly VALID excu­se for The Oran­ge Menace, as well ! … (and for all GOP/MagaMegaMorons, of cour­se, inher­ent­ly, and obviously/pathetically…)

    2. @jpdemer5 lol true, but that fun­da­men­tal stu­pi­di­ty might be mista­ken as insa­ni­ty; a fine line inde­ed at both ends of the spectrum…

  102. Seems like the­re were lots of peop­le around Trump that clear­ly saw what was hap­pe­ning and could have invo­ked the 25th amend­ment but ins­tead did not­hing and are now just try­ing to cash in by wri­ting books. Spi­n­eless cowards all of them.

  103. All beaches should be top­less. We should see the same push back against shirts as the­re was against masks 😃

  104. Phos­pha­ti­dyl seri­ne shar­pens your brain incre­a­ses your IQ and clears that brain fog up! Rese­arch peop­le don’t be spoon fed

  105. Nft Bit­coin that craps all a scam and the dumb peop­le who don’t know what it is and sud­den­ly want to buy are the ones losing their own cash and they deser­ve it for being so damn dumb

  106. *Cryp­to­cur­ren­cy and NFT is for suckers. I hope not­hing but total ruin for tho­se who scam peop­le into inves­ting in them and tho­se who are dumb enough to invest in such scams.*

  107. If it wasn’t for Col­bert, Kim­mel and Mey­ers I think I’d have lost it by now. Keep laug­hing and resisting ✊🏼!

    1. Repent to Jesus Christ
      ““Honor your father and mother”—which is the first com­man­dment with a pro­mi­se— “so that it may go well with you and that you may enjoy long life on the earth.””
      ‭‭Ephe­si­ans‬ ‭6:2–3‬ ‭NIV‬‬

  108. Ame­ri­ca loves the poor­ly edu­ca­ted and blind faith in fal­se pro­phe­ts 🤡 will never for­get repeat repeat 😆🤡🤡🤡🤡we sold out our souls deal with it. Don’t for­get stay den­se with pence 😯

  109. Gulia­ni would make a good pen­du­lum for my old clock. Sure, he gets oil leaks some­ti­mes, but I bet I can get him for a bargain.