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Wishing you well, Jon.
Hope you have a speedy recovery.
Third. We miss you
😁
Our Republic is blessed to have outstanding Patriots such as Tom Fitton, James O’Keefe, Dinesh D’Souza, Roman Balmakov, AwakenWithJP, Salty Cracker, Mark Dice, and Dr. Steve Turley, to bring *truth* to the American people.
@New Message BB y in
Please Do Not send me a Rudy Cameo message for my birthday!
Same here
Yay!
Steven is amazing
Rudy looks like “Dorf on Golf”!
I hope you all have a safe and happy weekend!
Thank you! Hope you do as well! 🤩🤗
None of these feel like shocking revelations. Shocking would be finding out that Eric’s dad is secretly a Muslim and that MAGA stands for May Allah Grant Absolution.
Oh. Jon. BIG BESSINGS. Thank you Louis. ♥️
Yo
Hey🤗
Trump deliberately set his followers up on January 6
😎😎😎
Speedy recovery Jon.♥️🙏🏾Bisou😘
The word Judas Goat should be replaced by TRUMP
Blessings to a quick and healthy recovery Jon..
Those shorts look badly photoshopped. Which brings to mind the unsettling idea that Rudy was golfing pantsless…
You’re welcome.
Really??? How do I get that outta my mind now??? I never should have read the comments lol
Eh, I doubt there’s much to see on a sans-pants Roody.
Those shorts are like draping a very large curtain over a thimble.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
NFT: Noxious Fool Tax
Went to Athens the end of this past February, and it was awesome 🙂
I laughed so hard cuz I call Rudy’s golf outfit culottes too! They are huge and long!
Get well soon at Jon Batiste! 🙏 Congrats on all your awards! Awesome album! ✨✨
@Daniel Gehring hahahaha! OMG! Also for ecology purposes as he seems to break out is dripping oils leaks from his head! Those culottes! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Sumeet Sandhu 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I was thinking more of pantaloons, which serve the dual purpose of clown’s clothing and the name of a greedy, grasping merchant (from Commedia dell’arte )
Isn’t “huge and long” how Rudy promoted his “software” to Borat’s “daughter?”
@Sumeet Sandhu good one! pantyloons
So wait, they were fungible all along? Well, whaddya know, pictures of ugly apes you could take screenshots of and copypaste everywhere all over the net are… absolutely worthless!
I’m fine with braless. Just wear a mask. And skip the sucking. No surprise w nfts. I have a bridge too.
Thank you Esper. You idiots survived Jan 6 by grace of democracy. If you do not know the difference between democracy and fascism contact me.
And officially Nantucket is the new location for Spring Break!
Stephen, How do you stay in such great shape?
There ain’t no sausage party like a German sausage party.
Don’t google it, though.
Nantucket just became more popular. Should be an interesting summer, hide the kids
Indeed.… lotsa “creepy uncles” with cameras swarming the place.…
I say there will be more male teens and their cell phones by the beach 😉
Every part of rudys body is disgusting
4:13 Oh no! The NFT balloon burst! Who could have predicted the bust, Colbert did!
I really REALLY love you Jon
That Rudy is even free is more outlandish than that outfit…
Hope’s and prayers Jon!
So… Say someone–or a lot of people–had him cameo about participating in a coup and spreading lies across the nation.…?
@Emma Coogan i think you may have missed the point of the post you’re replying to. he is saying that the fact that rudy giuliani is not in prison is more outrageous than the ridiculous outfit shown in the cameo clip. glad to help.
@21centdregs Indeed
Happy Friday y’all!!! Feel better Jon. Nice to see Lewis back running the show though he totally needs more air time <3
Happy Friday to you too and hopefully Jon will be better real soon.
Our Republic is truly blessed to have Patriots such as Tom Fitton, James O’Keefe, Dinesh D’Souza, Roman Balmakov, AwakenWithJP, Mark Dice, and Dr. Steve Turley, to bring *truth* to the American people.
Governor Ron DeSantis is America’s top governor. 🇺🇲
so, without Jon we are on a Keto diet?
Omicron variant has been tanning its spike proteins and has come back for another round! 🤒
I blame the population of Omicron Persei 8.
NFT: Not For tender
Even the Enron guys are laughing at the fools that bought NFT’s
Jon is an amazing man hopefully he gets a speedy recovery🥰
@Merril R Not everybody has to love Jon. His talented but I don’t like him at all.
Our Republic is truly blessed to have outstanding Patriots such as Tom Fitton, James O’Keefe, Dinesh D’Souza, Roman Balmakov, AwakenWithJP, Salty Cracker, Charlie Kirk, Mark Dice, and Dr. Steve Turley, to bring *truth* to the American people.
Governor Ron DeSantis is America’s top governor. 🇺🇲
@Anna Galesz I had no idea that you know him personally enough to dislike him. It’s not like he talks very much on the show. The most I ever see him doing is playing the piano.
Is it me? Or is Rudy’s face pasted onto another guy?
Arohanui Jon and great to have Stephen back!
Take it easy, Jon. Great to see that Oktoberfest will proceed on schedule!
I lived in Munich, right on the U Bahn line that went to Theresienwiese. I hated Oktoberfest – the place was overrun with drunken tourists. Newsflash, there are over 100 different beer Fests in Germany, all over the country. Don’t go to the crappiest most expensive one!
COVID FEST!!😷😷
Limerick at 3:01 Sponsored by UNTUCKit Shirts, enter promo code Colbert to save 10%!
München, München, München! Yum, yum, yum!
If Germans eat pork knuckle, do Canadians eat moose knuckle? 🤔
7:52 See what happens when you let Trump watch Looney Toons? He gets these crazy ideas from Yosemite Sam!
#Correction Yo Semites Sam.
Rudy Who?
I totally thought we were getting a bleep in that Nantucket rhyme.
Something about a girl from Nantucket
Who looked at her shirt and said F*ck it!!
Woooooooo partayyyyy!!!!!
Not bad enough I lost 30 yrs off my life but another 20? I’m fucked..
XD
Gottalottacheers!!! Nice monologue tonight 🙂
‘Can’t afford those 10 points.’ That means you Billy Bob and you too Cathy Sue.
don’t forget KAREN.
The vast majority of The South, indeed… (and all GOP everywhere, really… )
Rudy’s golf swing suits his erratic personality to a tee.
Imagine being in a group behind his!
Maybe his cousin was the one holding the camera and that’s why he was so stiff?
Actually that was SO SAD, the poor guy is clearly senile… Hard to laugh at that, without feeling bad…
Bravo! I l see what you did there
Rudy is in dire need of a sports bra.
lol aw crap ANOTHER brain-pain image I won’t soon forget! … (and, actually, the poor guy “is in dire need” of a nursing home, more sad than funny, really…)
Oktoberfest is back! Drinking beer, eating sausages, and hoping someone is the designated driver. Ah good times ahead
NFT’s are going through the Napster effect. There was copyright law in place but it was unenforceable. They kill Napster, someone invents Kazaa. They kill Kazaa, someone invents BitTorrent. They go after BitTorrent, someone invents VPNs. It’s just happening really really fast, because instead of music people can enjoy, it’s garbage cartoon pictures that wouldn’t even make it on Dievient Art.
NFT motto: “Fools and their money are soon parted.”
@Montetank Tankkiller They also had a 40% overnight drop in value not long ago. The crash will come.
@Montetank Tankkiller 2 years ago it was worth around 8k and while it is currently a bit over 35k, that is seriously down from the over 60k it reached twice since 2020 – with that type of volatility, I’d say it is a bit early to call it a mainstream success.
Here’s another good video lmao. https://youtu.be/cxon4_lHRCQ
@Montetank Tankkiller NFTs and Bitcoi5 aint the same shit. Think of NFT as a patented art, that’s it. If ur NFT is shit, it’s shit. If its beautiful, its gonna make money. Aint rocket science, aint some magic money scheme
@John Wig The overall NFT market has lost half it’s value (around $23 billion to $10 billion) as of March 2022.
The leak was by Ginni Thomas (Clarence Thomas’s wife) because she was so pleased and eager to share that news with her fellow conservatives.
Hum, that’s a very real possibility.
Another possibility: the conservative judges now are rather blocked from changing their positions or even modifying some of the details or elements of the draft decision. Someone who wants the draft draconian version to be the final wanted it leaked.
She is in the perfect position, and has the means, motives and opportunity.
It was her. But I think she did it to distract and make us forget about her incriminating text messages about January 6th.
I hope so given their rabid reaction of what should be done to the leaker!!
Worst golf swing: Charles Barkley or Rudi Giuliani
I’m glad Jon has COVID. He’s the worst part of the show.
NFTs remind me of Pokémon cards. One day your charizard is worth $500+ dollars, next thing ya know it’s $10. Blink again and they’re more in demand than 20 years ago.
Meanwhile it reminds me of patented art
They should’ve kept their NFTs in their original packaging. 🤷♂️
Gamers have been buying game NFTs for over a decade. Same images selling for a few bucks each to different users adds up to millions of dollars for the same image.
Apparently, you don’t understand how NFTs work.
What Trump suggested to be done to the protesters doesn’t surprise me.. he wanted to do the same to immigrants.. And then he wanted to bomb cartels with nukes?
I hate how popular these tell-all books are. If you were in the administration and saw something wrong and didn’t speak up, you’re complicit. Rather than report the incident as it happens, these slimeballs wait several years and then write a book about it to cash a fat check.
? Have you been under a rock the past 5 yrs? This issue has been extensively argued repeatedly, long ago, with good points on both sides… Why rehash/resurrect it here, yet again? My god, the repetition here in yt comments is just unbelievable… ??
@Brian Wall Well, not everyone was involved in those previous conversations, and clearly it’s still just as much of an issue today as it was then. And I mean it’s not just YouTube, I remember watching a news segment yesterday where the anchor raised this point and warned that Esper was implementing some revisionist history.
Some of the stuff we are just finding out now that we should have known about back then is truly shocking, and whenever that happens, this conversation is going to happen again.
It’s disgusting.
It’s called “misprision of felony”.
4:28 WHOOOFFF HOLY CRAP. THATS LIKE 0.0000001% return whoooo!!!!! Wait. I think I’m off by a factor of 100.
Lemme see, whips out old school accounting looking calculator…. 0.01%. Actually 0.00955172…% return. Big win.
You’re welcome. Correct my math pls. If I am wrong.
When ever something related to NFTs fails (especially the collapse of the NFT market) it should always be celebrated because NFTs are basically scams, money laundering, art theft etc. that damage the environment.
John cough COVID from Steven… how ironic lol joking… Hope you fully recover soon and you get back to going what you do best
I got it twice before there was a vaccine. and it definitely made it difficult to remember things, even now.
And its not over even when you think it is. Take care of yourself.
Speedy recovery to Jon. Please get well soon. Stephen, IMHO, you look the best in this grey suit with coördinating tie. Your Nantucket Limerick was comic gold❤️
Get well soon, Jon! We love you!
It’s my birthday! Happy to celebrate w/ the Colbert Shiw:-)
Happy Birthday ☺️
Happy Birthday! 🎂🎁🎉🤗
This is very bad knock off of David letterman show. Sad
NFT market crash is music to my ears!
Unfortunately, after Colbert announced he had Covid, I worried that Jon would get it, too. I hope he gets through it quickly and painlessly, and I hope his wife doesn’t catch it. Sending everyone positive vibes for a speedy recovery. We love you, Jon.
@walkeronair Just did not know if cancer patients could get the shot. Also I hope it was not the J&J shot heard that one is causing some problems, especially in women.
@Lori Roy I am certain he will isolate away from her.
Several of the musicians in the orchestra he put together for his symphony première also caught it while rehearsing this week. It was supposed to start in a few hours at Carnegie Hall this evening. Thankfully, they’re all vaxxed and boosted and hopefully, everyone has a quick and uneventful recovery without a huge spread to their families and loved ones.
@Petra Roch If by Jadzia you are referring to my screen name, you are indeed correct. 👍
Repent to Jesus Christ
““Honor your father and mother”—which is the first commandment with a promise— “so that it may go well with you and that you may enjoy long life on the earth.””
Ephesians 6:2–3 NIV
K
Munich: Our Sausages will give you pleasure!
LMAO!!!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂
Well done Colbert writers!
Trump has suggested shooting people in the leg before (but I’m not sure if it’s for this or for the Mexican border).
NFT’s were created for people who have more dollars than sense.
NFTs were created by people who know that.
glad i mark every nft advertisement on facebook as a scam
Apparently, the former guy was saving the missiles for Mexico’s drug labs.
Too bad those pesky Hurricanes did not return!
Ești un idol ANGELAHOT.Uno mereu în inima mea 💋 frumos, dragoste, alegere, cultural. Sunt unul dintrew cele mai bune concerte.…
Crypto-currency: NFT’s for your hard-earned money.
The ever-clapping audience.
Depressed testicle = Rudy G!
2 weeks without Jon?
We just had 2 weeks without Colbert. This is insane.
Get well soon Jon!
And JK is out w it 😭😭😵🤪. Get well and back to work 🌹💖🦋. Jimmy and Jon 🇺🇸🇺🇦🌹💖🦋
I don’t understand how the rest of the band is not under quarantine? Even though it is said they are all put on antivirals! On Stevens last show Julia Roberts was this last guest and she tested positive as well😰😷 Steven as he admitted was very sick he also was treated with an IV treatment. They are treated by the best of doctors and the best treatments sadly is not available to us😤😞😷
@said & done🙌 I’m sure they r tested daily…when JF hosted JKL he was tested b4 the show.…hope they’re all back soon 🌹💖🦋
Ah man, look at Stephen breathlessly save a bad joke that didn’t land well (Elmer Fudd clip)! He’s the Carson of our age 😀
Dude, that’s Yosemite Sam and you should put some respect on his name.
It was a brilliant save at that.
That wasn’t Elmer Fudd…. Who’s Carson?
@Balletified he was the 3rd host of the tonight show.
Hopefully that’s the only “swinging” that Rudy does. 🤢
He’s coming to a club near you.
Oh god gee THANKS for THAT visual ! .… I can file it along with Maher’s “F* face” Madison Cawthorne joke from last night… (ouch. my brain hurts.)
What Kif says.
Napoleon Bonerpill LOL🤣
I love you, Stephen Colbert! You make me laugh as the world burns around us.
Weird AL Yankovic’s happy birthday song is still wildly relevant
@Astilea Lavatica
The vid of Weird Al and Jon’s musical duel is perfection
Our Republic is blessed to have Patriots such as Tom Fitton, James O’Keefe, Dinesh D’Souza, Roman Balmakov, AwakenWithJP, Mark Dice, Salty Cracker, and Dr. Steve Turley, to bring *truth* to the American people.
@George Washington troll
🥰🇨🇦
Nothing says Best Presidential administration EVER like double digit tell all, it’s worse than you thought, $22 (Amazon discount price) FOR profit books from both Cabinet members and senior officials.😒📚📚📚📚📚📚📚📚📚
For a modest profit, please tell us more about the obvious pile of flaming 💩 you all enabled! 🤬
How on EARTH could Caroline Giuliani have come from.…him? 🤨😒
Meh.
Interbreeding can throw out some wild results.
We should have a live Friday night episode of Colbert. CBS you can do it!
It is live. This wasn’t taped yesterday so you just have to understand that because it makes zero sense
They have live shows, usually during elections. Otherwise they tape the show at 8:30 pm
It’s not CBS’ fault. STC enjoys having long weekends!
Let’s appreciate the hard work to put smiles on our faces when we are sad Qr
Get better John❤️. We need you.
Have these NFT bros never heard of a screenshot?
Of course they have. Their entire investment portfolios are IN them.
There was a TV show where the kids next door were sealed in Tupperware, so they wouldn’t age. Eerie Indiana.
“Napoleon Bonerpill” is comedy gold. 🏆
I prefer Emporer Palpatan.
Rioters. They were actively attacking the white house fencing, burned down a white house guard shack, and wounded 60 secret service officers trying to storm the white house.
Rudy looks more like a grandma than a grandpa.
What do you mean?
Rudy.…funny so funny
Unfortunately thats not the current line-up of Blink-182. I miss Tom.
I am so glad this still isn’t being swept under the rug.
There is also breaking the treaty with the natives for the Dakota Pipeline. How about when he introduced astronauts Jessica Meir and Christina Koch as the first women to do a spacewalk. Or knowing the basic fundamental history of the U.S. with the correct dates of wars.
Yes, the whoha grabbing too.
Does character not matter anymore?
Is this just jumping the shark?
Stephan, if you don’t know if they’re shorts or longs then there probably mediums
4:34 – Get well, Jon… I miss the piano (*plink*) or (*plunk*) when Steven “destroys” an improvised prop… xo
No! Jon! Wish him a speedy recovery! We love you Jon!
Get Well, Jon 💯
I’m not sure why people are shocked about anything related to that man. He is the literal incarnation of “if you can think, he’s either done it or at least tried to”.
I dunno, I think about some *nice* things I’ll bet he’s never tried…
Does this NFT bridge cross de Nile?
Is boiled potato
Hilarious
I want an NFT of 2019 a time before NFTs and Covid 19
I know their are health guide lines but whats the point if people are not following them
Hey, any NFT’s of Chump in an orange prison jumpsuit? (I’m sure there is)
For the record, one of the people shot with rubber bullets was the priest of that church.
Stay free America.
No person is above the law!
Gets well soon Jon Baptiste
?? “no person is above the law” ?? – Obviously, you are NOT living in “Greed is GOD” America… ??
Did Rudy get breasts implants…
Why isn’t anyone talking about the man books that really need a bra. That and the shorts make for a disturbing picture.
Nothing sells like telling a Thursday crowd: Happy Friday.
But that isn’t true
Stephen Colbert ruby golf shorts slay fairway awesomeness job
There once was a girl from Nantucket
Who’s bra was just two great big buckets
But when they got stuck
She asked for some luck
To get her a man from Nantucket
😂
Legs are very important! Thats where I keep some of my favorite blood!
Rudy Giuliani… Just another one of trumps patsies whos reputation has gone down in flames.
Lol to the new geriatric member of blink 182 but behind on the times with Tom still in there
Rudy-tooty sat on a wall, Rudy-tooty had a great fall, from “America’s Mayor” to Trump’s “Jester Clown” , Rudy’s direction has only been down.
I love this good one😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😮🤣🤣
Mama Mia! Oh I would love a flash mob in Greece singing Mama Mia!
I’m and Borat are kinda surprise that Tooty Rudy had shorts on while making that video 😮. Speedy recovery Jon you got this brother ❤️💪🏻
Get well, Jon! 👍
Stephen, ask Esper why he didn’t reveal this at the time. And if his answer is that he needed to stay in his position to limit Trump’s damage, then why didn’t he reveal all _as soon as he was fired?_
It would have been useful for his second impeachment, and may have limited him somewhat _before_ Jan 6th.
If you don’t hold some good stuff back, how are you going to sell your book?
@Daniel Gehring Agreed. And this issue has been repeatedly, extensively debated for the past 5 yrs, with good points on both sides, so why rehash it here, again? So much repetition here in yt comments… (sigh.)
Clearly, the patriotic thing do do was to get a book deal right away, and not wait a year.
Kentucky Derby. Animal cruelty
Hope & pray 🙏🏻 Jon’s wife stays safe!! Watched a documentary on her & she has health issues & covid could be harsh on her! 🙏🏻🙏🏻
My daughter & young granddaughter just endured covid for the 2nd time 😔
😳😳😮😮😬😬 Rudy has MOOBS!! He needs to always wear a suit coat OR a mansiere 🤣😂🤣🥴
Hope your daughter and granddaughter feel better soon! 🤗
Melania had at least one NFT.
Louis Kato does such a good job. Hope Jon heals up well.
Of course NFTs were a bad investment haha.
It’s a pretty safe bet the Russians know just how incredibly weak and dire their position really is when they feel compelled to flood the Internet with desperate comments from fake Americans demanding that we stay out of their war with Ukraine.
NFTs are not a Ponzi-scheme. Stephen also laughed at bitcoin 2 years ago when bitcoin was worth $3000. Now one bitcoin is worth $35,000. 😜
@Montetank Tankkiller When was th last time the value of the dollar dropped a bajillion percent like the NFTs and Bitcoin does every other day?
@Saul Shennan The value of the dollar has fallen 40% in the last 10 years. The value of bitcoin has increased by 37 000% in the last 10 years. There is a reason why all banks and millionaires are currently buying Bitcoin.
@Montetank Tankkiller When has the dollar ever taken a 40% overnight drop in value like BTC did a few months ago?
@Montetank Tankkiller Yup, and that’s going to last forever, right? No chance it will hit the skids as all logic, reason, and historical evidence suggests.
@Montetank Tankkiller I’m sure everything will go swimmingly for those who invested heavily in this rock solid new technology, and they totally won’t be wiped out.
lol
I haven’t heard the word culottes in 45 years! I lived in them in grade school! Thanks for the memories!😊
Shooting someone in the legs, or arms, CAN be very fatal.
“Yo!..Semite! Sam”
Depresticle.
Not sure what that Munich picture was, but certainly not Munich
Rudy’s shorts u had me cry so funny
Here’s an idea, have J 6 Chairman Bennie Thompson pay Rudy for a Cameo. Give him a couple hundred bucks and he’ll say anything you want.
“Ex-resident D’ump”
Rudy has big boobs. Eeew
His legs are so ashy, he never bothers with body lotion 🤣
Dorf on Golf really let himself go.
You forgot about the part where he wanted to bomb Mexico in secret and try to play it off like someone else was attacking the cartels
It’s so hard to keep up with _everything_ these days.
Jon will be fine.
He can afford it.
Sorry to be so bitter but…
No you’re not sorry at all.
8:12 omfg LMAO The. Best .Ever.
Get well soon, Jon!
There will be a lot of sausages at Oktoberfest. It’ll be a sausage fest. Yikes.
From the Internet:
Q. Why did the AG tear gas the other side?
A. So the chicken could cross the road.
@Just Saying Yeah, too obvious, perhaps, but then again we ARE in “youtube comments”, where stating the obvious and repeating everything seems to be the status quo… (unfortunately)
@Brian Wall Let’s get out there and make a difference! 😎😎😎
@Brian Wall and where folks like to “correct” others while offering no additional information.
@robin2012ism Touché. Altho depending upon the type and intent of the “correction”, the correction itself can be viewed as a form of “additional information”, if the correction is sufficiently relative to the topic at hand. Some corrections are incidental (and I’ve scolded people for such trivialities myself), and/or are clearly/merely confrontational in nature/intent. Grammar nazis, trolls, etc correct in a bad way. I strive to avoid engaging in such behavior, tho I too am only human; sometimes I catch myself stooping to less than altruistic tendencies, esp when confronting trolls, idiots, misinformation, ppl stating the obvious/repetition, etc. And, unfortunately here in “Mensa this is NOT” yt comments, this makes up about 80% of the content. At least. My bad, I probably shouldn’t “hang out” in here, but I’m excessively bored and stressed/depressed of late, so this is sometimes good Therapy for me.
I don’t like this Dorf on Golf remake.
Interesting that the newest version of the Republican parties methods for disseminating their Pro-Trump narrative is coming from Sky news Australia.
As if we wouldn’t question why Australians would be hanging on every word from Trumps mouth.
Spoiler alert;it’s a Rupert Murdock news agency.
They all cheered at the topless beach but none of them would probably go there and do as “the Romans do”
NFT a tax on people with more dollars than sense.
Why didn’t Trump demand the NG shoot the January 6 insurrectionists?
How did you not take advantage of the man boobs of Giuliani in that clip? My goodness! They were swinging like Tarzan of the jungle! lmfao
Your joke about IQ points is incredibly incentive of every single person who died before we knew what this virus was, and before we had a vaccine. Colbert, I came to you on my birthday last year, even after being jumped the day before. I was stitched and bruised, but nothing would have stopped me from seeing the man who has saved me from my depression, which I said to you June 30th, 2021 (very thankful that I got a birthday wish from you and I got to tell you what you mean to me, and everyone) but this joke does NOT cross, and I’m so saddened to hear it from your mouth.
Following that, I got COVID in February 2020
I attempted suicide in July 2020. It might be because of my mental illness, but my brain was literally not me at that time. If I’m learning now that maybe it was because of COVID, that just creates another discussion for what our long-term relationship with COVID will be, after pandemic era
That was a funny monologue. I don’t think I could handle life right now without great comedians and musicians. They are an asset to society. Get well soon Jon.
@George Washington who?
Never watched late show but now watch the monologue on here every day since 2018. Comedy can help you get though terrible world events such as the 2016 election, the pandemic, the insurrection and the supreme court.
Fun fact: Oktoberfest was founded in the 1800s originally as a wine festival. The Queen of Bavaria at the time was French (who had been married off) and missed her fav beverage.
Did the math… the value of that NFT literally dropped 99.99% if that’s “normal fluctuation” the market is a joke… its not like someone is going to suddenly NEED that tweet, and the value is gonna jump back up 1 million percent… some people can’t admit they got duped.
@Supremax67 🤣 dude, you’re the one arguing in favor of NFTs. I’m glad you’ve at least taken my grammar lesson to heart… you’re welcome 🙃
@richard c A tweet is not art, and NFTs are worthless and bring no value to society. Yes, this is my opinion, results may vary. Also my opinion is that Twitter is a place where childish people of all ages can snipe at each other in the most ugly and pointless ways possible. I am not trying to ‘censor’ anything, I am just saying that I believe some of the ‘things’ that are valued today are nothing but tools of greed and speculation. Our priorities as a country seem really twisted at times – we value celebrity, obscene wealth, and consumption while the world is (not so) slowly dying. Again, this is my viewpoint, I make no claims to be right and absolutely feel free to disagree.
@RockDinosaur in many ways I agree with you, but, I also accept others don’t feel the same and who am I to stop them throwing money away.
Greed. Whoever bought the rights to that tweet was gambling. They tried to flip it and found they’d made a bad bet. If they’d bought it as art they wouldn’t have tried to sell so quickly.
Now if only the GPU and video cards can flatline alongside with NFTs so I can finally get my goddamned PS5 for decemberween, ffs!
*”I have a NFT of a WALL to sell you” is the modern version
“I have a new NFT of a chart of my NFT Portfolio taking a nosedive”…
Feel better Jon
Colbert? You are fucking awesome.
The blink 182 reference was pure genius. Well done, writers, well done. 🙂
This had me laughing out loud, thank you for that
Man it’s a fucked up time when you have to question whether Trump would’ve been removed from office for ordering protestors shot… I mean he would’ve been impeached but somehow I feel like he would’ve been let off with a stern don’t do that again.
At this point, Americans should stop claiming freedom; leader of the free world; land of the free… all of it.
Definitely stop with the Braveheart impressions (please!! ;). We’ve had that covered since 1314. 🏴
Seriously, protest, research, protest, persist. Learn some global history & how cultural & social change happened across Europe – from the 19th century. Our Trade Union movement created the UK Labour Party – a genuine left-wing party.
We still have an antiquated House of Lords, but there’s like 300+ of them, from different backgrounds, for 65 million people, & they can only pass laws Parliament sends them.
9 people controlling 300 million people’s lives is insanity.
You CAN create change. History shows it takes sacrifice, but this is the time to strike; to demand better; to admit not everyone is going to be a billionaire one day, & (despite recent events) not everyone is going to be president one day. Unite over your common ’normal-ness’ – that is the majority. Team up. Support each other.
Be the damn change.
✌🏽
I’m sure the list of those trump would have liked to see shot, is about as long as his whole closet of famously long ties all tied together.
Rudy’s video reminded me of the ‘Dorf’ character that Tim Conway created on the Carol Burnett Show… 🙂 ( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pEig1D4sJdI )
Is Jon’s backup the guy called Supa Hot Fire?
I heard the most of the deaths from the newest Covid-19 variant are kids under 10. Normally, you would expect people to be horrified but we live in a country where we do nothing when kids die in school shootings so…yeah.
Rudi’s 4seasons brand sweat pant cutoffs! The 👀!
Wishing you a speedy recovery, Jon.
what a happy little potato
Munich our sausage will give you pleasure … now I see why Freddie Mercury loved it there. 🤣🤣
He looks like he borrowed the hulks khakis after he changed back to Bruce Banner 🤣
Hey Steve! Why don’t you run for the presidency just for the hell of it! Zelendsky is a comedian and he is making a great president. After all we now know that anybody can be president. All you have to do is look at Trump,if you can stomach it.
Love it! Get well fast Jon and thank you Louis for keeping the music flowing.
Don’t give the coward Esper any air time for his book. Too little too late with the information, just to seep the book.
Don’t be around them when they FART this evening 😂
Does the 5 second rule apply to your Nantucket Joke Stephen? cause if they hit the floor dusty busty is not her only problem says her back!
I love you more than words can say. Thanks for Fridays!!!
It’s funny how in the uk we don’t pronounce derby like that, more like Darby.
Jon we are praying for you. You make the world a better place. Please get well soon Mr. Batiste.
It is bad luck to not celebrate Stephen Colbert Day next Friday! I’m counting on you.
Idiots: “NFT Values are dropping!”
Me: “Oh no! Anyway…”
who would guess a NFT picture of a face=book would burn you [e=mc2] like a tea tax = act of playing god
When are you guys going to do the 60 mins on how a lot of this crypto/NFT stuff has been for tax reasons? Whoever took that $2.5 million dollar loss on that Dorsey NFT now gets a pretty significant tax break.
OK, Mr. Armenian, but I’m afraid I must correct you. This NFT “stuff” may be a scam, but it is not a tax avoidance strategy. In general, an investment “loss” of $2.5 million is only good for tax purposes if the person has $2.5 million of otherwise taxable income from other sources that the loss can offset. On top of that, the deductible loss only saves the investor from paying tax at her marginal rate. Assuming a 50% marginal rate, the loss (if fully deductible) would save taxes of $1.25 million. You wouldn’t spend $2.5 million to save tax of $1.25 million, would you? If so, I’ve got a bridge (or an NFT) I can sell you. Cheers…JT
@James Tierney and if you’ve noticed there are a lot of rich high profile people and celebrities that have been purchasing NFTs for exorbitant amounts of money. This fits your category of people that are making an income where a loss would benefit them, which is exactly my point.
@MrArmenian17 Yes, I was not trying to be disrespectful. I think your larger point (and it is a good one) is that these “investments” don’t seem to make economic sense, in that there’s nothing of substance behind them. I did however want to ensure that you are aware that a tax deduction only saves you from paying tax at your marginal rate. So, if you’re in the 1he 15% marginal rate bracket, a $1 deduction reduces your tax liability by the 15 cents of tax you would have had to pay if you hadn’t had a deduction. But as you see, you are paying out one economic dollar ($1) to save 15 cents of tax. So it is a loss to you of 85 cents. ($1 minus 15 cents)). Congress allows deductions in certain cases to promote certain activities, such as charities. So, if you give $1 to the Red Cross and you would otherwise have had to count that dollar in your income, you avoid paying the fifteen cents you’d otherwise had to pay. But the transaction has cost you a net of 85 cents. In other words, a dollar of “deduction” does not result in a dollar of tax reduction. It only reduces tax liability by the taxpayer’s marginal rate (here, 15%). So, again, no disrespect was intended. I just wanted to point out that this NFT “craze” must be attributable to something other than tax avoidance. I think it’s mostly attributable to the “novelty” of the concept, and the age-old lure of “easy money.” In any case, thanks for sharing your thoughts and getting back to me. It was vey kind of you. Wishing you well…JT
NFT = Hey everybody I just thought of a new way to try to own something. Who wants onboard?
Everyone that hitches their wagon to Trump just ends up like trash in a dumpster .
9:28
The faceless man from “Hannibal”. Vernor… or something like that. I could look it up, but I won’t.
While George Floyd is dead and Rudy Giuliani is golfing, this world just aint right.
Losing value.…kinda like admiral Kirk getting busted down to Captain at the end of st.trek 4…hell of a pay cut 😺😺🌹💖🦋
“Conservative Christianity” has always been an abomination of desolation.
https://youtu.be/H6LGYsGZ_FM!!!!!!!!!!
Stephen Colbert: people who try to ruin our country like Mark Esper whom I am going to interview next week to try and rehabilitate his image
I sincerely doubt that last part.
And why, exactly, are we supposed to believe anything Mark Esper says? Another “wait for a book” ahole telling us this stuff NOW, because they old ever cared about getting a book deal. Why are you giving him a platform, Stephen?
Colbert’s as funny as ever. I’m a big fan of the show, but after both he and Jon get sick with covid, and with it being more contagious than ever, it doesn’t seem like the best plan to be continuing to have in-person shows. I understand in the interests of getting back to normal a lot of people want to deny covid is even still a concern, but when something really doesn’t need to be in-person (i.e. Colbert’s show) what’s the rationale for doing it in-person at this point while covid is still so contagious? Why not shift to an audience-free version until it really isn’t still spreading like wildfire so much so that the host and musical director both get it within the space of a short time. It just seems irresponsible to be exposing the whole audience to the possibility of getting it too (of course they choose to be there, but if the show wasn’t having an audience, then probably a certain number of people would be saved from getting covid, so I can’t really respect their decision to have audience shows at this point.)
To be fair the audience themselves consent to being there, aint as if they are forced to be there.
He learnt crowd control from Israel
Inchi Rudolf vale VERGA!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
“it’s like he grabbed some dockers and when they saw who was wearing them they took their own life before they hit the ankles” – good lord, the man went full on scorched earth
Is Stephen wearing the same thing he did Thursday or was the Friday show filmed on Thursday??? The world makes no sense to me anymore 😕
The Friday shows are nearly always filmed on a Thursday. I know, it’s a shocking display of deception.
you know nothing about Germany, its regions, its diverse cultures, its dialects…. All you know is a few cliches from your fratboy years. That’s not a good basis to joke from. It’s embarrassing when you attempt to.
Yes because jokes about obscure regional German dialects ALWAYS kill in comedy monologues.
That cut to the band after the horse paste joke was very awkward lol
LOL to god dam funny.… loL
I might stand alone, but I enjoyed the Yosemite Sam/ Bugs Bunny clip. Thanks team Colbert!
*Comment & Like 👍*
Kevin Spacey did nothing wrong. Just ask all his accusers who mysteriously died before court proceedings could conclude.
I think you mean he did nothing illegal.
Get well soon Jon!
Hey! Yosemite Sam isn’t as bad as John Bolton.
love you Jon! Get well soon!!!
Feel better soon, Jon. We know you love your wife but isolate from her until this passes. We love you both!
WoW
In this pic of Rudy Giuliani, he looks like the skeletal remains of actor Jack Nicholson, even down to the sun shades & evil laugh. No disrespect to the Legend Jack Nicholson cuz he’s still very much alive & well. Rudy’s a POS!!
Look, Trump was an abhorrent President and has garbage character, but do we really need to censor his name like he’s fucking Voldemort? Yet, you will show pictures and full names of mass shooters.
Keep an eye out on Lousiana, they are currently working towards government forced pregnancy.
He didn’t mention that Esper also said that Trump wanted to send missiles into Mexico to hit Drug production facilities. He said no one would notice and, if they did, we could just deny it was us.
Mexico: Señor Presidente Trump, umm we need to talk about these parts with USAF markings. T: Never met the person.
On Cameo can you ask Rudy to disavow election conspiracies? Is there a TOS where once you’ve paid $ he can refuse? I’d pay real money for that greeting.
Seth beat you on the Rudy video
One of Colbert’s best monologues! Had me roaring with laughter! Get better Jon. So love this quality show! Tks
#LateShow
#WePullForJonBatiste.
#GDamnYouCOVID!!!
#PleasureforBeerandSausages!!!
#NantucketLimerick!!!
#AffordNoPointLoss!!!
#GapInTheNFTGame.
#OrangeNeedsSomeShots!!!
#RudyGetsNoClicks!!!
This https://youtu.be/rMOpWwZWJrI is what happened. .
Godspeed comrades
Last week I saw Rudy dancing for nickles at my local deli.
depressed testicle rudy giuliani lmfao 🤣🤣🤣
…. As America just had coachella. Boomer shh
It is now confirmed beyond all doubts that the Azov soldiers, with the blessings of the Western countries are holding civilians as hostages and using them as human shields. The Azov trapped in the Steel plant just asked to buy 1 ton of food for the lives of 30 civilians. They will only free 30 civilians for every ton of food that the Russians will supply.
Yet the Western Govts and Western Media has no opinions about this disgusting, hostage situation. Zelensky is happy that his Nazi soldiers can get to use civilians as bargaining chips. Do you need any other proof that the West and their puppet Zelensky is beyond evil. Monsters is too kind a word to describe these people and these actions.
Mr Colbert .. you have nothing to say as well?
Rudy Giuliani looks like his chest is up to a ‘B’ cup.
0:56 aww there was no Jon to accent him imaginarily putting something away after a punchline
Feel better soon Jon! We love you!❤️
Many Netflix investors are down 75%. Paramount isn’t doing much better.
Well that’s the GOP at its best.
Is it me or does rudy look like he has D‑size breast?
Was Giuliani wearing a pair of drapes?
You’re beautiful and strong, never give up. We will make it through this. We will survive the Republicans madness. Endure and prepare to fight.
Stephen did you give Jon COVID?
Love you John B. Get well soon and get back soon.
Humans need to stop infighting long enough to topple our oppressors
Mitch McConnell is Emperor Palpatine
Some of you will die, but that’s a sacrifice I’m willing to make! – Lord Trump
@Justin Y. Trump is evil. He ignored this virus until he couldn’t ignore it…the steps taken have been deliberately slow to contain this virus, as the government has made huge financial gains in allowing particularly older, retired people to die…no more pay outs each month…voting, if still valid in this country…is our only peaceful, legal recourse…voting 3rd party is the ONLY WAY to get real humans in power, rather than dynasty families and career politicians. When we realize the 2 parties we are divided over LOVE the division among us…then and only then may America be great again…
@Justin Y. Lack of knowledge of the deep state? I just accused our government of mass murder…I understand deep state…fact that you refuse to listen, only attack, says too much about you…clearly you haven’t known hardship. Clearly none of this has impacted you negatively…you are part of the problem, offering zero solutions.
@Justin Y. Calling me stupid really helps your case…Trump has very limited brain power, as evidenced by his rambling, generally repetitive, toddler talks…although most of us are sorely undereducated, Trump really amazes me every time i listen to his banter. Trump did not close the borders in time, many flights to the USA brought sick folk here. Action wasn’t taken until very late February, and by then 15 confirmed cases were more than enough to basically allow what amounts to airborn, quickly lethal AIDS《why this? (Because this virus mutates too fast to create an effective vaccine, which may never get made), upon the world. This is dangerous because common behaviors of common folk, such as shoulder to shoulder events, shopping and sardine packed working conditions, helped this virus along…even as people died in China daily…America went forward 2 full months wothout any concerns…then…rather than force the hands of state officials, and put the population through a 2 month quarantine, we’ve been seeing states react, rather than prepare…and all at the natural stages this virus thrives on…complacency among enough of us to allow the spread to continue. You refusing to see this logic isn’t a blight on my mental capacity, just proves you are as simple as our Lord Trump…and likely among those very few, who like many elites, don’t even understand the plight of the masses, whom I speak for, in this contrived crisis…Trump is calm about the virus because he exists outside the bounds of common folk…Trump and other powerful people would never have to take the risk of infection seriously as they are all well protected by expendable servants or can at the least afford to continue living lavishly and distanced from peons such as myself. 9/11 was an inside job and this proves what I’ve feared since then…that the government can perform mass murder and the people will always just accept it, hire the next sociopath in line, whichever of the 2 evil divisionary parties they aspire to dwell in…
Our educational system is archaic. We could be educating everyone from home…there are no valid excuses for our current broken schooling, and no teachers need lose jobs…as the internet is an amazing communication device…
Taxes are broken. Your dollar earned gets hit so many times…and we all just accept that blindly.
Medicine is broken. My grandmother died because her selfish daughter needed cable tv more than grandma needed diabetes medicine…and millions suffer from the inability to afford insulin, despite that drug initially starting out as a gift to humanity from a generous genius, privatized by evil and greed, priced beyond reality for most.
Our 2 party system is designed to keep us bickering…division keeps us docile enough to accept our own government conspiring to murder us, with our acceptance. 3rd party candidates are generally real humans…that care about other humans, even, gasp, total strangers and foreigners…
We are all on the same damn spaceship…Earth. I judge character…not race, not whatever religion folks are born into. I am old…I am tired of seeing disaster after disaster get slow attention from government, as poor people die in thousands due to delayed or nonexistent help.
It’s about time the many take control, with votes, to dethrone the sociopaths that control us, play games with our very lives…
When there are only voluntary homeless, when the janitor is paid living wage, when a high school graduate can earn enough in food service, or retail, to support a modest home and essentials, while creating a nest egg…when veterans are given the same care as Congress, Senate and other positions of highest power, rather than left to suffer and die, when the lowest paying jobs are enough to survive on, then and only then, can America boast of being great…
As it stands…I feel most of us are born into lies we have no control over…It’s well orchestrated, as my points are made clear in every satirical broadcast about the plight of the expendable masses, world wide…
Do I want peace, equity and kumbaya? Yeah…I do…are there sociopaths in power oppressing the common folk…yeah…there are…have good Democrats and Republicans existed? Yes…they get blocked by evil at every turn, often resigning due to unbeatable corruption. Do I pity the very people I label simple? You bet I do…I want this planet to be a better place for most…not some…for all…if ever possible…
This covid virus isn’t done. It mutates too fast to pin it down with a vaccine…and we haven’t seen the end of it because we, as a planet, would have to agree on a few ground rules to consider being a functional society.
That’s my 2 cents…some of it…take it or leave it. Most of us just exist and watch, lazily, rather than get directly involved in change. @soaringvulture We don’t seem to take note…we, the expendable masses, are being told to push through life ignoring this virus…it took ONE infection to start a Planet Wide Pandemic…and because we didn’t quarantine from January 1st to February, we get to watch innocent and otherwise lives lost, daily…who are “we”, in “we’re in it together”? Certainly not the élite…they step on us to avoid harm…I’m furious with humanity as a whole…I’m furious we accept all this death and Trump’s toddler talks…like a Ted talk without useful insight…
Those of us suffering are many…while the privileged watch the show They created…when…when will the common folk unite against tyranny, through the only peaceful means we have…vote out career politicians and dynasty families in favor of fellow human beings, with consciousness and compassion for the lowest among us.
We won’t stop the cycle of abuse by trading Democrats and Republicans, two sides of the same evil, corrupt coin.
Vote 3rd party…vote for real people, with flaws, that understand what struggle is…that have put time behind any of these so called essential, yet minimum wage jobs…
This economy is screwed…always has been. The vast majority of work available is menial labor…food service, retail, janitors, grocers…a great many take their wages in government…which is far too big, complex and unsustainable…
Until any job can offer a modest secure household, until the only homeless are those who volunteer to live “free”…until the pill giants are mandated to make life saving medicine reasonably priced…we are a selfish, horrid nation, divided by the very people that oppress us, yet too busy fighting amongst ourselves to take any useful action towards a better tomorrow for the MANY, not the FEW
“It’s like he grabbed some dockers and they took their own life before they hit the ankles!” 😂🤣😵 I’m still dying!
Our Republic is blessed to have outstanding Patriots such as Tom Fitton, James O’Keefe, Dinesh D’Souza, Roman Balmakov, AwakenWithJP, Salty Cracker, Mark Dice, and Dr. Steve Turley, to bring *truth* to the American people.
Governor Ron DeSantis is America’s top governor. 🇺🇲
Troll.
That was really funny!
Colbert defrocked the clown Dracula of his de-dockers, joke by joke.
Lol I’m sure John is in New Orleans at Jazz fest right now
NFT markets tank lol well duh
Rudy is shooting sth on table that is why he out..like the ice age movie rudy
If covid can reduce your IQ by 10 points, Trump must have had covid 8 or 9 times😂🤣
Unfortunately, he’ll still claim he’s healthy as a horse
@j wilk Man Woman Person Camera TV.
@j wilk and completely worm-free.
@stéfan hoïmes you mean from the horse medicine? He’s at Churchill Downs right now. So he’ll have his fill of Horse medicine to “heal” him
WE LOVE YOU JOHN!
Esh those poor peopel woth severe covid. The ones getting it now cant afford those iq point losses
Poor Jon! God bless him and I wish him a speedy recovery! And Stephen – you need to rest this weekend. I know you are not yet 100%. Hugs, Lynette
Steven is on medication and was sick enough to receive i‑iv treatment. Last guest was Julia Roberts and sadly now dealing with covid. Now John and the band members who are on antivirals but should be in quarantine! They said that studio had to be shut down as many were infected and the studio had to be totally disinfected. They also said the touching he does with the Stars needs to stop. And that his desk right on top of his guests spewing infected aerosol at the most three feet away. They are tested every 8 to 12 hours the test failed they named every guest that he could have infected. And audience members. I am a longtime fan but right now and reading many that feel he is being very irresponsible. No he is not well and the medications given our to get him through the show but people who don’t have access to this kind of medication or angry because they are suffering fans who feel let down by him
Omg i shouda made an nft of a bridge
Have a speedy recovery, Jon!
So that 2.9 million NFT is really just a wealthy élite tax loophole, yeah?
Humans need to stop infighting long enough to topple our oppressors
Mitch McConnell is Emperor Palpatine
Some of you will die, but that’s a sacrifice I’m willing to make! – Lord Trump
@Justin Y. Trump is evil. He ignored this virus until he couldn’t ignore it…the steps taken have been deliberately slow to contain this virus, as the government has made huge financial gains in allowing particularly older, retired people to die…no more pay outs each month…voting, if still valid in this country…is our only peaceful, legal recourse…voting 3rd party is the ONLY WAY to get real humans in power, rather than dynasty families and career politicians. When we realize the 2 parties we are divided over LOVE the division among us…then and only then may America be great again…
@Justin Y. Lack of knowledge of the deep state? I just accused our government of mass murder…I understand deep state…fact that you refuse to listen, only attack, says too much about you…clearly you haven’t known hardship. Clearly none of this has impacted you negatively…you are part of the problem, offering zero solutions.
@Justin Y. Calling me stupid really helps your case…Trump has very limited brain power, as evidenced by his rambling, generally repetitive, toddler talks…although most of us are sorely undereducated, Trump really amazes me every time i listen to his banter. Trump did not close the borders in time, many flights to the USA brought sick folk here. Action wasn’t taken until very late February, and by then 15 confirmed cases were more than enough to basically allow what amounts to airborn, quickly lethal AIDS《why this? (Because this virus mutates too fast to create an effective vaccine, which may never get made), upon the world. This is dangerous because common behaviors of common folk, such as shoulder to shoulder events, shopping and sardine packed working conditions, helped this virus along…even as people died in China daily…America went forward 2 full months wothout any concerns…then…rather than force the hands of state officials, and put the population through a 2 month quarantine, we’ve been seeing states react, rather than prepare…and all at the natural stages this virus thrives on…complacency among enough of us to allow the spread to continue. You refusing to see this logic isn’t a blight on my mental capacity, just proves you are as simple as our Lord Trump…and likely among those very few, who like many elites, don’t even understand the plight of the masses, whom I speak for, in this contrived crisis…Trump is calm about the virus because he exists outside the bounds of common folk…Trump and other powerful people would never have to take the risk of infection seriously as they are all well protected by expendable servants or can at the least afford to continue living lavishly and distanced from peons such as myself. 9/11 was an inside job and this proves what I’ve feared since then…that the government can perform mass murder and the people will always just accept it, hire the next sociopath in line, whichever of the 2 evil divisionary parties they aspire to dwell in…
Our educational system is archaic. We could be educating everyone from home…there are no valid excuses for our current broken schooling, and no teachers need lose jobs…as the internet is an amazing communication device…
Taxes are broken. Your dollar earned gets hit so many times…and we all just accept that blindly.
Medicine is broken. My grandmother died because her selfish daughter needed cable tv more than grandma needed diabetes medicine…and millions suffer from the inability to afford insulin, despite that drug initially starting out as a gift to humanity from a generous genius, privatized by evil and greed, priced beyond reality for most.
Our 2 party system is designed to keep us bickering…division keeps us docile enough to accept our own government conspiring to murder us, with our acceptance. 3rd party candidates are generally real humans…that care about other humans, even, gasp, total strangers and foreigners…
We are all on the same damn spaceship…Earth. I judge character…not race, not whatever religion folks are born into. I am old…I am tired of seeing disaster after disaster get slow attention from government, as poor people die in thousands due to delayed or nonexistent help.
It’s about time the many take control, with votes, to dethrone the sociopaths that control us, play games with our very lives…
When there are only voluntary homeless, when the janitor is paid living wage, when a high school graduate can earn enough in food service, or retail, to support a modest home and essentials, while creating a nest egg…when veterans are given the same care as Congress, Senate and other positions of highest power, rather than left to suffer and die, when the lowest paying jobs are enough to survive on, then and only then, can America boast of being great…
As it stands…I feel most of us are born into lies we have no control over…It’s well orchestrated, as my points are made clear in every satirical broadcast about the plight of the expendable masses, world wide…
Do I want peace, equity and kumbaya? Yeah…I do…are there sociopaths in power oppressing the common folk…yeah…there are…have good Democrats and Republicans existed? Yes…they get blocked by evil at every turn, often resigning due to unbeatable corruption. Do I pity the very people I label simple? You bet I do…I want this planet to be a better place for most…not some…for all…if ever possible…
This covid virus isn’t done. It mutates too fast to pin it down with a vaccine…and we haven’t seen the end of it because we, as a planet, would have to agree on a few ground rules to consider being a functional society.
That’s my 2 cents…some of it…take it or leave it. Most of us just exist and watch, lazily, rather than get directly involved in change. @soaringvulture We don’t seem to take note…we, the expendable masses, are being told to push through life ignoring this virus…it took ONE infection to start a Planet Wide Pandemic…and because we didn’t quarantine from January 1st to February, we get to watch innocent and otherwise lives lost, daily…who are “we”, in “we’re in it together”? Certainly not the élite…they step on us to avoid harm…I’m furious with humanity as a whole…I’m furious we accept all this death and Trump’s toddler talks…like a Ted talk without useful insight…
Those of us suffering are many…while the privileged watch the show They created…when…when will the common folk unite against tyranny, through the only peaceful means we have…vote out career politicians and dynasty families in favor of fellow human beings, with consciousness and compassion for the lowest among us.
We won’t stop the cycle of abuse by trading Democrats and Republicans, two sides of the same evil, corrupt coin.
Vote 3rd party…vote for real people, with flaws, that understand what struggle is…that have put time behind any of these so called essential, yet minimum wage jobs…
This economy is screwed…always has been. The vast majority of work available is menial labor…food service, retail, janitors, grocers…a great many take their wages in government…which is far too big, complex and unsustainable…
Until any job can offer a modest secure household, until the only homeless are those who volunteer to live “free”…until the pill giants are mandated to make life saving medicine reasonably priced…we are a selfish, horrid nation, divided by the very people that oppress us, yet too busy fighting amongst ourselves to take any useful action towards a better tomorrow for the MANY, not the FEW
05:06 – HAHAHAHAAA!!
😆😆 👌
Just saw this and we all know Mr. Colbert loves a good sea shanty: https://youtube.com/shorts/43BV6Us-Deo?feature=share
His suit comes across as old school black and white.
Rudy Giuliani as a depressed testicle is a good example. Also known as a ‘depresseticle’.
Did Stephen just announce that Tom is rejoining Blink 182!?
Drumpf is evil…period. There are hundreds of evil elites behind him, some with metaphorical daggers prepared in case he says too much…which…is his thing.
Humans need to stop infighting long enough to topple our oppressors
Mitch McConnell is Emperor Palpatine
Some of you will die, but that’s a sacrifice I’m willing to make! – Lord Trump
@Justin Y. Trump is evil. He ignored this virus until he couldn’t ignore it…the steps taken have been deliberately slow to contain this virus, as the government has made huge financial gains in allowing particularly older, retired people to die…no more pay outs each month…voting, if still valid in this country…is our only peaceful, legal recourse…voting 3rd party is the ONLY WAY to get real humans in power, rather than dynasty families and career politicians. When we realize the 2 parties we are divided over LOVE the division among us…then and only then may America be great again…
@Justin Y. Lack of knowledge of the deep state? I just accused our government of mass murder…I understand deep state…fact that you refuse to listen, only attack, says too much about you…clearly you haven’t known hardship. Clearly none of this has impacted you negatively…you are part of the problem, offering zero solutions.
@Justin Y. Calling me stupid really helps your case…Trump has very limited brain power, as evidenced by his rambling, generally repetitive, toddler talks…although most of us are sorely undereducated, Trump really amazes me every time i listen to his banter. Trump did not close the borders in time, many flights to the USA brought sick folk here. Action wasn’t taken until very late February, and by then 15 confirmed cases were more than enough to basically allow what amounts to airborn, quickly lethal AIDS《why this? (Because this virus mutates too fast to create an effective vaccine, which may never get made), upon the world. This is dangerous because common behaviors of common folk, such as shoulder to shoulder events, shopping and sardine packed working conditions, helped this virus along…even as people died in China daily…America went forward 2 full months wothout any concerns…then…rather than force the hands of state officials, and put the population through a 2 month quarantine, we’ve been seeing states react, rather than prepare…and all at the natural stages this virus thrives on…complacency among enough of us to allow the spread to continue. You refusing to see this logic isn’t a blight on my mental capacity, just proves you are as simple as our Lord Trump…and likely among those very few, who like many elites, don’t even understand the plight of the masses, whom I speak for, in this contrived crisis…Trump is calm about the virus because he exists outside the bounds of common folk…Trump and other powerful people would never have to take the risk of infection seriously as they are all well protected by expendable servants or can at the least afford to continue living lavishly and distanced from peons such as myself. 9/11 was an inside job and this proves what I’ve feared since then…that the government can perform mass murder and the people will always just accept it, hire the next sociopath in line, whichever of the 2 evil divisionary parties they aspire to dwell in…
Our educational system is archaic. We could be educating everyone from home…there are no valid excuses for our current broken schooling, and no teachers need lose jobs…as the internet is an amazing communication device…
Taxes are broken. Your dollar earned gets hit so many times…and we all just accept that blindly.
Medicine is broken. My grandmother died because her selfish daughter needed cable tv more than grandma needed diabetes medicine…and millions suffer from the inability to afford insulin, despite that drug initially starting out as a gift to humanity from a generous genius, privatized by evil and greed, priced beyond reality for most.
Our 2 party system is designed to keep us bickering…division keeps us docile enough to accept our own government conspiring to murder us, with our acceptance. 3rd party candidates are generally real humans…that care about other humans, even, gasp, total strangers and foreigners…
We are all on the same damn spaceship…Earth. I judge character…not race, not whatever religion folks are born into. I am old…I am tired of seeing disaster after disaster get slow attention from government, as poor people die in thousands due to delayed or nonexistent help.
It’s about time the many take control, with votes, to dethrone the sociopaths that control us, play games with our very lives…
When there are only voluntary homeless, when the janitor is paid living wage, when a high school graduate can earn enough in food service, or retail, to support a modest home and essentials, while creating a nest egg…when veterans are given the same care as Congress, Senate and other positions of highest power, rather than left to suffer and die, when the lowest paying jobs are enough to survive on, then and only then, can America boast of being great…
As it stands…I feel most of us are born into lies we have no control over…It’s well orchestrated, as my points are made clear in every satirical broadcast about the plight of the expendable masses, world wide…
Do I want peace, equity and kumbaya? Yeah…I do…are there sociopaths in power oppressing the common folk…yeah…there are…have good Democrats and Republicans existed? Yes…they get blocked by evil at every turn, often resigning due to unbeatable corruption. Do I pity the very people I label simple? You bet I do…I want this planet to be a better place for most…not some…for all…if ever possible…
This covid virus isn’t done. It mutates too fast to pin it down with a vaccine…and we haven’t seen the end of it because we, as a planet, would have to agree on a few ground rules to consider being a functional society.
That’s my 2 cents…some of it…take it or leave it. Most of us just exist and watch, lazily, rather than get directly involved in change. @soaringvulture We don’t seem to take note…we, the expendable masses, are being told to push through life ignoring this virus…it took ONE infection to start a Planet Wide Pandemic…and because we didn’t quarantine from January 1st to February, we get to watch innocent and otherwise lives lost, daily…who are “we”, in “we’re in it together”? Certainly not the élite…they step on us to avoid harm…I’m furious with humanity as a whole…I’m furious we accept all this death and Trump’s toddler talks…like a Ted talk without useful insight…
Those of us suffering are many…while the privileged watch the show They created…when…when will the common folk unite against tyranny, through the only peaceful means we have…vote out career politicians and dynasty families in favor of fellow human beings, with consciousness and compassion for the lowest among us.
We won’t stop the cycle of abuse by trading Democrats and Republicans, two sides of the same evil, corrupt coin.
Vote 3rd party…vote for real people, with flaws, that understand what struggle is…that have put time behind any of these so called essential, yet minimum wage jobs…
This economy is screwed…always has been. The vast majority of work available is menial labor…food service, retail, janitors, grocers…a great many take their wages in government…which is far too big, complex and unsustainable…
Until any job can offer a modest secure household, until the only homeless are those who volunteer to live “free”…until the pill giants are mandated to make life saving medicine reasonably priced…we are a selfish, horrid nation, divided by the very people that oppress us, yet too busy fighting amongst ourselves to take any useful action towards a better tomorrow for the MANY, not the FEW
Keeping a lie alive is something churches can do better than anyone!!!
Yeah right wing democrats should pass a tax on religious organizations
That’s why the GOP relies so heavily on the religious right.
I would say “amen”, but that’s too ironic. 😏
Stephen PLEASE buy a cameo with Giuliani and chat with him live on air!
Your man really pulled up in the completely unnecessary, 11 gallon, dubble-wide shorts. Nasty work!
Time for me to head to Nantucket 😁
Hey! “Our sausages will give you pleasure” was supposed to be the motto of our next Berlin pride. Munich stole from us!
This is not good at all because Jon’s wife has serious cancer issues. Her immune system is probably not good.
Get well soon John Baptiste 🙏
And Jon Batiste, as well.
People in the NFT market should take a clue from the “non-fungible” part of the name.
Anybody remember Tim Conway on the Golf Course without legs!
That limerick is so awesome!
so this is where the pedocrats come to get their brainrot
[7:25] Did you say the secretary of *fence* ?!
What difference does it make if chicks take off their tops or not?!!🙄 Females run around 90% nude ALLLLLL the time anyways while men are covered up in blankets and diapers so to speak and are called big and burly and handsome when they’re really just fat and bald headed 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮 . As a heterosexual female let me just say that I’m 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬 because I’m sick of seeing women’s bodies every where while I’m still being told that a woman is only interested in a man’s eyes and his sense of humor or if he has money or not!! Yeeeeeeeeeesh!!!!! Being born a woman is the worst natural thing that can happen to anyone🤨!!!!
didn’t think rudy could look any dumber.
I so want Danny Devito in a mock of Giuliani’s golf clip, just like he did for John Oliver’s Dupont skit.
“He’s like a grandpa dressed up as a kid dressed up as a grandpa” 🤣🤣
That reminded me of a description of Steve Bannon from a few years ago: “He looks like the ghost of a dead ghost!”
Stephen, you still have the best damn monologue out of all the Late Night shows.
1000%
Jimmy Kimmel is great too.
Why are you all talking like it’s the first month of COVID??? IF he’s all up to date with the shots, it will be over in 42 hours.. my gawd, I’ve had all the shots plus been HIV POZITIVE for 30 years. Covid was nothing for me..
get well soon john
Maybe Tanya Harding should kneecap Napoleon Bonerpil.
John Bolton has always reminded me of Yosemite Sam, except perhaps a little more unhinged.
It’s great, NFT’s were originally invented to troll rich people outta their money, glad to see it worked well.
@LupineShadowOmega – Money laundering has been happening way before the internet existed. NFT or not, scams as always existed.
You sound like that guy who thinks all dogs are bad because one dog bit him.
@Supremax67 you seem like you do know why they were invented, so could you explain please? I also thought they were just some weird fad that had the potential to be used the same way that some, not all, but some so-called modern art is – to hide money for tax or other purposes. I’d definitely want to hear the actual reason/origins!
@LupineShadowOmega – The best way to launder money is still hard cash. Using digital transfers to laundered money is the most stupid thing a person can do. Everything you do online is traceable. So please stop spreading misinformation, you only end up contributing to the problem, not the solution.
I never understood how an NFT could be a good investment.
@overseastom – The best way to launder money is still hard cash. And it is not arrogance to educate people who prefers to embrace ignorance.
That’s called bravery, because regardless how many insults thrown my way, people still have the right to know. Misinformation is the #1 reason why people gets scam; unfortunately, you are part of the problem, not the solution.
@Supremax67 Oh, do tell. It’s scarcity? What else?
@overseastom oh god yes.
@robin2012ism – I don’t educate trolls, I only call them out.
@Supremax67 ok. pull it back, poncho
Trump gave Rudy a hole in one
( O )
Oh look NFTs failed… anyone with half a brain could tell that was gonna happen. I’m glad they failed, just like how the orange narcissistic sociopath failed. Telling the people to shoot civilians just to get a picture is downright monstrous.
I still love how Trump is still at Voldemort status and cant be said or written lmao
why is esper going to be a guest?
Anyone who has a tell all book after serving the previous administration, is still complicit. They aided him. They let him stay in power. They are villains.
What can’t people do these activities with masks a s social distancing. I don’t want to kill anyone even indirectly and I don’t want any one to kill me as well. This country is so selfish. Is this what our fathers fought and some died for?
The same fathers who segregated the army and underfunded schools and hospitals?
Stephen, so glad you are better. You and a handful of other comedians have been such an anchor, like good medicine these last few years. Poor Jon. I hate COVID!
Indeed, far better “therapy” than my lousy shrink(s), that’s for sure…
Your nose is still dripping. More so yesterday…
My best wishes for a positive outcome for Jon and his family! Hope his wife is safe.
A positive outcome in this case is ironically not ideal
Agreed. Especially because of his wife. I was actually referring to circumstances not catching covid. I have a nothing but love for them both. They are excellent humans.
5:13 Stephen, I don’t think they’re “boo“ing the Kevin Spacey slam, I think people just can’t help but cringe and say “Ewww” anytime they hear his name.
Weren’t the beaches already topless? What were men wearing?
Seems NFT’s are a good case of a fool and their money are easy to be parted
If someone threatens to blow you off the planet, I guess you can talk your shit.
Does anyone else think that Rudy’s video made him look like a Dorf? (Apologies to Tim Conway.)
1:40 Line: “Let us pleasure you with our sausages.”
The US legalized Cannabis Sativa to defend our country during World War II.
Watch the 1942 USDA film, *Hemp For Victory.*
If you won’t fight against Fascist traitors, at least grow some weed to support our troops who will.
8:14 Depressed testicles seems like compliment at this point.
Trump may have gotten the ’shoot them in the legs’ thing from the IDF snipers shooting Palestinian kids in the legs during the Great March of Return in ’18…
ICH LIEBE DICH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
“A happy little potato in culottes”
I DIED. 😂😂🤣🤣
You talk very nicely 😁
Munich sausages are the Wurst!
is potato! 🥔
Rudy has lost his Fukin mind!!! That CLOWN will do anything for a buck!!!
Poor Rudy Giuliani time and time again being made fun of and he doesn’t even know it. Its not nice to make fun of the handicapped.
🚨 FACTS 🚨https://youtu.be/uXsQ3D32nqQ
🤣.…. can’t afford to lose those points 🤣🤣🤣
Some people CANT GET VACCINATED FOR HEALTH AND ALLERGY REASONS DOESNT MAKE US STUPID
“Depressed Testicle Rudy Giuliani” 😂 💀
Me thinks Ruddy needs to borrow one of Dolly Parton’s BRAWS.
Preferably one with the UNDERWIRE to hold those massive breasts up.
Do you see how big his breasts are?
Sheesh, what estrogen laced drugs is he into these days?
First, he got trapped in his coffin and had to have Steve Miller pry him loose, then his hair melts on camera, now his breasts are bigger than Dolly’s AND sagging saddly. Maybe he should have himself looked at?
Something is deffinately off about this Creature.
7:05 😱😱😱👹
Get better soon. The band and show are awesome
Make beaches topless and banned women rights to abortion I seriously don’t understand you American people
My memory was fucked and brain was foggy after i had covid in September 2021. My neurologist has me on about 6 different vitamins for a month, including b12 injections once a day for a week, then once a week for a month, and i feel much better now.
Sitting in quarantine in Thailand with covid. Lots of love to Jon, take care
Well, they weren’t wearing masks…
As German, they should have shown a ‘weißwurst’ 😅 instead of a ‘bratwurst’
I’m loving the fact that a lot of people are not spelling pos djt’s name.
Just an observation.
These “80’s man” mentality 65 yr and up are grasping at “straws” and showing what they really are. America’s waking up. Now educate yourself and others the importance of PAYING ATTENTION. :-!
just as soon as Steven talked about the loss in value of NFTs, there was an ad for a MLB NFT. great comedic timing.
OR is it unfortunate, digital ad placement.
Is Rudy wearing stretchy pants or are his legs the color of near death?
Tulip fever!
Lol. A potato 🥔. In culottes
last chapter. Choices
Do. Or. Die
Get well soon, Jon! We miss you, man!
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Reminds me of Kent State.
I will guarantee you, Those Reseachers on that {virus} thing know sweet feicall on what they’re both researching rabbitwaffling ranting raving and talking about And THEY shut the world down for that too!
So sorry to hear about your diagnosis Jon! Miss you so much and sending prayers up for your speedy recovery . We’ll all be here waiting for you as always dear friend! Hugs 🙂 ❤️
That was a nice section on Rudy’s weird pants look. Too bad we didn’t get out about the insane Met Gala clothes. They’re so fucking hilarious they keep coming back to me.
“Depressed testicle” – best one yet!
You got vaxxed, got sick with Covid, shared it with a vaxxed friend, and joke about the “unvaxxed”?? Now that’s funny.
Looking at Rudy’s golf outfit, I can see the strategy his defense lawyers will be using: “you honour, my client is mentally incompetent to stand trial”.
Too true and a scary thought/possibility, as it could be an all too obviously VALID excuse for The Orange Menace, as well ! … (and for all GOP/MagaMegaMorons, of course, inherently, and obviously/pathetically…)
@Brian Wall There’s no such thing as being “too stupid to jail”.
@jpdemer5 lol true, but that fundamental stupidity might be mistaken as insanity; a fine line indeed at both ends of the spectrum…
@jpdemer5 Giuliani is definitely almost there though.
I’m just loving all these nicknames for Benedict Donald, I mean Mopey Prick that you guys keep coming up with.
@2:57 I wonder how Children’s Beach in Nantucket, Mass. is going to deal with that?
Seems like there were lots of people around Trump that clearly saw what was happening and could have invoked the 25th amendment but instead did nothing and are now just trying to cash in by writing books. Spineless cowards all of them.
All beaches should be topless. We should see the same push back against shirts as there was against masks 😃
Depressed testicle: the most accurate description of Rudy Giuliani ever.
I hate it when you bite the sausage and get squirted with hot l juice
Phosphatidyl serine sharpens your brain increases your IQ and clears that brain fog up! Research people don’t be spoon fed
No CLOSED CAPTIONS again!
CBS, do your job.
Not funny.
Nft Bitcoin that craps all a scam and the dumb people who don’t know what it is and suddenly want to buy are the ones losing their own cash and they deserve it for being so damn dumb
I wish rightwingers can just protest by shpoting thrmselves 👍🏼
*Cryptocurrency and NFT is for suckers. I hope nothing but total ruin for those who scam people into investing in them and those who are dumb enough to invest in such scams.*
Fun fact all the members of blink182 are geriatric
They should’ve kept their NFTs in their original packaging. 路♂️
If it wasn’t for Colbert, Kimmel and Meyers I think I’d have lost it by now. Keep laughing and resisting ✊🏼!
@Lionessbynature 800 Just take their best jokes and put them on Democrats’ TV ads. Then Rs lose!
Not to mention Gordon, Fallon, Ruffin, Noah, Bee..
Same.
Repent to Jesus Christ
““Honor your father and mother”—which is the first commandment with a promise— “so that it may go well with you and that you may enjoy long life on the earth.””
Ephesians 6:2–3 NIV
He looks like he’s saggin but from the belly button.
America loves the poorly educated and blind faith in false prophets 🤡 will never forget repeat repeat 😆🤡🤡🤡🤡we sold out our souls deal with it. Don’t forget stay dense with pence 😯
Guliani would make a good pendulum for my old clock. Sure, he gets oil leaks sometimes, but I bet I can get him for a bargain.